The patented Christmas waddle of the potty trainee who should be wearing pull ups like normal but Christmas with family over is too busy to worry about bringing them to the potty

so they end up on the change table right alongside their much younger cousins because it's "convenient" for "everyone"

Oh you’re trans lesbians? So which one of you humps her leg while barking and which one of you is in diapers 24/7? Or do you take turns?

mfm been cooooool

Coffee. Life’s engine oil.

Runner duck Mo on letty-Lou duties, happy Sunday

Photo from my collection on a Francie backdrop. Back reads “July 1st 1929. This is Pete’s cat.”

Hell yeah I can do double fisting.

Double fisting these beers.

🌈☀️🫂

what direction should i take this acc hmm

helloooooookooooooo butterfly app