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The Scientist (fugo)
@purplehazedistort.bsky.social
Halloween event 🧪 art by anticiajk
18+ JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure parody roleplay account, original character by Hirohiko Araki
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No one can survive in this world on expectations alone. #mvrp #jjbarp
🫩 ok anyway
Don't forget how I beat your ass and outed everything about you in the mirror world 😒💅
What the hell? How do you even know about that?
September 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What the hell? How do you even know about that?
I entered your mom too, same one who disowned you 💖
I wonder if Illuso can enter any kind of reflection besides mirrors. Like the trash can I just indented with my goddamn foot for example. If anyone saw that, just mind your business. I had to take my anger out on something!
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
*mumbling to self* Ehh, it’s not right yet. Just needs a little more…
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Maybe I don’t understand what you mean by wax sculpture, please, clarify
It's just as creepy though
That wasn’t an option…
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That wasn’t an option…
Wax sculpture
would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait don’t leave
August 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait don’t leave
August 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“Donate plasma. Save lives.” - some vampire probably
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎹🎶
August 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I wonder if Illuso can enter any kind of reflection besides mirrors. Like the trash can I just indented with my goddamn foot for example. If anyone saw that, just mind your business. I had to take my anger out on something!
August 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
*screams in frustration*
August 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*focused at his desk, doing some studying*
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Yeah, about that.. maybe you should use the door next time.
Fuck—

[ tripping, Illuso stumbles out ]

Ow! Damnit. Stupid windows.
*at least she didn’t break it? sighhh, he can only watch.*
August 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*at least she didn’t break it? sighhh, he can only watch.*
Well fine! Enjoy your flaming curio cabinet!

[ climbing out of the window for some reason ]
Oh, like I need your interior design advise, Illuso. get out of my house!
August 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I didn’t have any other choice, not only was it Giorno’s orders, I was ambushed! Angelica was murdering an entire city indiscriminately, and Volpe was going to kiII my partner!
Okay well here’s a batter reason. You killed not one , not two, but THREE of my teammates.
Not.. really a valid reason to kiII someone, but whatever.
August 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Not.. really a valid reason to kiII someone, but whatever.
August 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can we start off a single morning without Mista oversharing?
August 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I didn’t exactly do anything!
You’re gonna be the first 😐
Yeah, good luck with that 🙄
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Oh, like I need your interior design advise, Illuso. get out of my house!
I’m gonna be honest I was getting out of a ticket and jumped into the nearest mirror I saw through a window.

By the way, you should move this. If the sun hits it wrong, you’ve got a house fire.
Ok just *sigh. starts pacing while ranting* PLEASE do not hide in my apartment 🧍I don’t know if you’re always aware of like, 🚶‍➡️ which mirror you jumped in to, 🚶 or if there are portals within your portals landing you from mirror to mirror or what—but you could try to be a little more mindful, I dunno
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Yeah, good luck with that 🙄
Been working on exploding people with my mind
August 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ok just *sigh. starts pacing while ranting* PLEASE do not hide in my apartment 🧍I don’t know if you’re always aware of like, 🚶‍➡️ which mirror you jumped in to, 🚶 or if there are portals within your portals landing you from mirror to mirror or what—but you could try to be a little more mindful, I dunno
Yeah i was kinda hiding in the mirrors but now im out
August 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What the hell
I’ve been here bruh
When did you get here?!
August 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well, you should!
Hmph..that's what I thought!
What? I’m being honest. Luckily we’re still here to protect you.
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When did you get here?!
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What? I’m being honest. Luckily we’re still here to protect you.
Hey!!
Yeah, well you’ve made some pretty big ones so far so I don’t think there will be any room left for something smaller.
August 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I guess there’s nothing to worry about for now, as long as we keep the doors locked.
August 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM