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Purple Primmy
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Scooter and motorbike rider, gardener (inept but enthusiastic), lover of good red wine and bubbles.
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Wishing all who celebrate a happy Christmas, and goodwill to all.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Despite frequent remonstrations from digital archivists, Persephone never accepted that she could not photocopy a whole book in one go.
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Steve can smell Eggnog...
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Festively touristing at @nationaltrust.org.uk #PetworthHouse !
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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It’s that day again
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Happy holidays Nannas and friends. Thanks for paddling out with us in 2025. We occupied native forests, staked out coal and gas mines, inspected critical waterways, hauled large placards across town dressed as swift parrots and even got some knitting in!

Xmas video in the mail, then we nap.
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Mince pies! Everyone loves mince pies and also Christmas.
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A Christmas message from the First Dog on the Moon Institute | First Dog on the Moon
Yes things are certainly grim all over but let us take a moment
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December 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Owls in Towels
owlsintowels.org
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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At this time, I think this contemplative koala seems apt.
You've seen this photo before but you probably need this little guy now.
Sleaford Bay, Eyre Peninsula.
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
@murrigellas.bsky.social at friends for dinner. You'd like their cookbook shelf!
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Flying to the UK and winter tomorrow, so making the most of summer now it's finally arrived!
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Coogee Christmas 🎄
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
OMG Coogee's a different world! I suddenly feel I don't have enough white clothes and high-healed sandals LOL
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
That's a crazy summer holiday task to set yourself!
Have you been having trouble finding eel testicles? Worried you're doing it wrong? Don't fret...it's not just you!

Folks from Aristotle on tried & failed to sex eels. Young Sigmund Freud spent a summer in Italy dissecting 400 eels looking for their testes, without success. 1/6
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December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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‘Yeah. Sorry I’m running late for work. It’s taken me ages to find number 10 on my advent calendar. Cheers.’
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Did the supermarket food shopping chore last night. In our haste, we picked up jalapeño and garlic pane di casa. Which was a surprise and a challenge when I bit into my breakfast toast this morning 🌶🧄🍞😅
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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[tracker kneels and examines spoor]
- A herd of twits has passed this way but an hour ago.
- How can you tell?
- Look. Fresh nincompoop.
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Good morning only to this silly and gorgeous gang gang cockatoo
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
On the other hand, I think a mince pie can be described as a tactical pie, especially as it's my first one of the festive season 🎄
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Last minute swerve from getting a tactical pie for lunch. Got a quiche instead. But am now in a quandary: can a quiche be tactical?
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Monday morning it's going to be a struggle. Ahead well...let's get retro #negroni #80s #DuranDuran youtu.be/nTizYn3-QN0?...
Duran Duran - Rio (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO
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December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM