Handedness
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Handedness
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"Hoodwink: A symbol of the secrecy, silence and darkness in which the mysteries of our art should be preserved from the unhallowed gaze of the profane."
Hahaha I literally have Burt's bees in my pocket mang
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Covering the 3rd eye emoji?
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Harry Potter effect
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Would be rather
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sauron lost the ability to take on a physical form when the ring was destroyed. LOTR events took place here on earth, according to Tolkien.

After noticing many LOTR references in computer tech, such as a "MORDOR" SMBIOS entry on certain mobos, I'm beginning to think AI is Sauron taking form again.
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok got it! When he gets back I'll let him know to poop your pants
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
ChatGPT what does illiterate mean
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh I thought it was an AI.
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Parachute pants, bright colors, wild patterns. MC Hammer fit.
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's not dementia, it's the mind of a deteriorating grandiose narcissist. Look at how much he lies and gets away with it. It's like a cheat code for life.
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Lucky you. My personal information was compromised when I was born.
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Already exits.
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Who's Alan?
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Around 2012, I snapped a pic of a spider chilling by my bed post, in a basement room I spent all my time in, a certified recluse.

A decade and a half later, I learned that it was a rather large Brown Recluse.
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Think outside boxes within boxes
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Run in the forest
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
According to the producer of that song, he was commissioned by the Illuminati to do so.
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
He who laughs at himself, never runs out of things to laugh about.
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Morbius isn't here right now my I take a message?
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I just recently stopped separating my laundry and even adding a bit of bleach to mixed washes and guess what, not a damn thing has changed minus less loads needed.

Everything the Videodrome has told us is a lie.
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Brown sugar
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
After that build a home for orphans
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
On climate? So it's no longer climate change?

Jesus Christ
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok great since we're now clear about that, what changes? Nothing
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM