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Handedness
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"Hoodwink: A symbol of the secrecy, silence and darkness in which the mysteries of our art should be preserved from the unhallowed gaze of the profane."
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readuction.bsky.social
I, and many others, are simply laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
pushlatency.bsky.social
Blue Mosque
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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One of the most promising fields of research today is the hollowing out of people; the adits, drifts, and winzes not only expose valuable ore but also provide storage space.
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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readuction.bsky.social
Been saying “we’ll get em next year” at work a ton and it is Pissing Everyone Off
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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"Hoodwink: A symbol of the secrecy, silence and darkness in which the mysteries of our art should be preserved from the unhallowed gaze of the profane."

#mindcontrol #mindkontrol
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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readuction.bsky.social
The emoji search function is dogshit
Emoji keyboard search for query “furtive glance rich with deep sexual tension”
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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sheepmomsol.vtubers.racing
Bro they got a Bass Pro Shop pyramid is Cyberpunk
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
pushlatency.bsky.social
MKE (MIND KONTROL EVENT: MUERTE

Came across this entry in event viewer a while back. Just my MKOs (MIND KONTROL OPERATORS) re-establishing the fear based mind control.

#mindkontrolevent #mindcontrol #mindcontrolevent #muerte means #death in #spanish #espanol
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
pushlatency.bsky.social
I don't take things liberally.
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
(checking a comically large watch) time to ruin your fucking life
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
pushlatency.bsky.social
@profanity.accountant I never fucking cuss goddamnit
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
pushlatency.bsky.social
ANow, unique, unrepeatable events are the very substance of human experi-ence; but they are not, and they cannot be, the substance of a science, for science is (to borrow a phrase from Emile Meyerson) the systematic "re-duction of diversity to identity."

Aldous Huxley
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
I love my favorite super dumb idiot shit
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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readuction.bsky.social
Shoot the puck Jesus fuck
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
it’s cool that one day i will die and everything will keep going without me
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
Shouting “nice notification, IDIOT” whenever someone’s MS Teams chat notification goes off
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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mrmeezeekiel.bsky.social
Medio AMBA: "Se me inunda la casa, no puedo llegar al laburo, mañana saca 70% de los votos Milei culpando al peronismo"

Yo: "habré salido bien en ALGUNA foto?'
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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finnmattfour.bsky.social
Horsey
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I wish there was a viral Internet challenge where people were just decent to each other and don't film it
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
Mama John’s Pizza
October 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
Something I love saying is “shut up”
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
It’d be crazy if Ohtani’s wife was at the game and they’re like there she is, his wife. And then she pulls off one of those mission impossible masks and she’s Taylor Swift
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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derekhill.bsky.social
i typed this up on a subway train, which was silly
10/22/25 - shackburger single w/ pickles, no tomato I have this recurring appointment every week in midtown near grand central. and near lunch. 'there's nothing to eat around here' i say every week. every week i find myself at Shake Shack. defeating feeling in a city of a thousand burger spots. Acceptance is the first step toward peace maybe. i used to eat 1.5 In-N-Out double-doubles / week on average and always viewed the addiction with a depraved kind of pride but i wasn't in the city of a thousand burger spots (and crucially i was paying near half what i do at shake shack for a larger burger. in-n-out i love you and miss you). i'm having a hard time buying into the new ritual. Gun-to-my-head i'll probably tell you the shackburger (Shake Shack's flagship offering) is a more perfect burger than the double-double. if i *have* told you that before i probably also explained that the shackburger is closest to the burger i'm trying to make when left to my own burger-creating devices. a sort of platonic ideal. they made all the correct choices. I still would choose a double-double 4 times out of 5. there's something deliriously un-recreatable about it. the folks at In-N-Out didn't perfect the burger itself, but they may have perfected the fast-food burger. i'm often missing it, even in the city of a thousand burger spots. nothing comes close. This week like many i find myself at the Shake Shack stall on grand central's dining concourse. sitting on a bar stool. good burger. I leave that barstool and look for a quieter chair somewhere in grand central, anywhere in grand central, to sit and type this. nothing. nothing anywhere. no chairs for all but the customers. i end up on a subway train, typing awkwardly at the keyboard on my lap. i used to laugh at people on their computer on the subway, but i get it now. damn near last place in the city you can reliably find a chair.
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM