Patrick Gaertner
@puzzledpagan.bsky.social
Mad as hell, but probably going to keep taking it.
"“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
- John Kennedy Toole, "A Confederacy of Dunces"
- John Kennedy Toole, "A Confederacy of Dunces"
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
"“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
- John Kennedy Toole, "A Confederacy of Dunces"
- John Kennedy Toole, "A Confederacy of Dunces"
no new pictures. where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
no new pictures. where are you at mentally?
I came across this image yesterday, and it's been haunting my thoughts ever since.
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I came across this image yesterday, and it's been haunting my thoughts ever since.
Getting rid of Bovino is good.
Getting rid of Noem would be good.
Getting rid of Stephen Miller would be really amazing.
Getting rid of Noem would be good.
Getting rid of Stephen Miller would be really amazing.
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Getting rid of Bovino is good.
Getting rid of Noem would be good.
Getting rid of Stephen Miller would be really amazing.
Getting rid of Noem would be good.
Getting rid of Stephen Miller would be really amazing.
Steven Miller needs to be taken out of Washington on a rail like the Klan boss at the end of O Brother Where Art Thou?
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Steven Miller needs to be taken out of Washington on a rail like the Klan boss at the end of O Brother Where Art Thou?
Wanna feel like you're having a stroke? Read this!
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Wanna feel like you're having a stroke? Read this!
Whenever I play a D&D one-shot I always use the same character, Zuko the Burly. He's a dwarf monk who fights like a bare-knuckle boxer, and a complete idiot. Just a big exuberant moron, and he's so fun to play.
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Whenever I play a D&D one-shot I always use the same character, Zuko the Burly. He's a dwarf monk who fights like a bare-knuckle boxer, and a complete idiot. Just a big exuberant moron, and he's so fun to play.
My mom informed us we had two designs of gingerbread men to choose from today.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My mom informed us we had two designs of gingerbread men to choose from today.
What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
My dog when the doorbell rings.
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My dog when the doorbell rings.
Europeans interacting with the rest of the world.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Europeans interacting with the rest of the world.
When the Pizza Rolls are too hot
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When the Pizza Rolls are too hot
"but mooOooOooom!"
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"but mooOooOooom!"
This statue is, as the kids say, serving cunt.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This statue is, as the kids say, serving cunt.
I call this piece "the Joy of Duck Theft"
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I call this piece "the Joy of Duck Theft"
Why so serious, Siddhartha?
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Why so serious, Siddhartha?
Someone get me J Jonah Jameson, I have a fuckin scoop.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Someone get me J Jonah Jameson, I have a fuckin scoop.
Getting legitimately star struck at the Museum of the Moving Image.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Getting legitimately star struck at the Museum of the Moving Image.
Time to see some fucking theater.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Time to see some fucking theater.