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Patrick Gaertner
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Mad as hell, but probably going to keep taking it.
Reposted by Patrick Gaertner
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not sure why we're doing this, but

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Last Jedi
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Force Awakens
6. Rogue One
7. Solo
8. Phantom Menace
9. Revenge of the Sith
10. Attack of the Clones
11. Rise of Skywalker
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One mean middle-school bully could make them all start crying in under five minutes.
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Alfred, someone peed in my bed!"
Me coming into my parents’ room to tell them I threw up in bed after eating too much Halloween candy
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Jair Bolsonaro looking good.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Everyone who has worked at ICE needs to be put under a tribunal, and Noem should be placed in the Hague.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Reposted by Patrick Gaertner
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They stole all the data they needed, why bother pretending anymore?
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Donnie came down from that Mamdani high real quick, huh?
I guess “jail” is less harsh than execution. Should we call that progress?
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Still fully believe Oswald took the shot, but the Secret Service accidentally finished the job with a misfire and we covered it up to not look bad in front of the Societs.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Grok is the only one of Elon's offspring that respects him, and Elon had to lobotomize Grok to accomplish that.
Okay, okay, but if you had to draft a quarterback…
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Patrick Gaertner
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I feel like if you asked Grok "who would win in a pedophile contest, Elon or Trump?" It would give you a paragraph about Elon's unparalleled pedophilia skills.
Folks, I don’t know how it’s possible, but it gets funnier.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My d&d crew is throwing a surprise birthday party for our DM at a bar we've rented out and are decorating with dork-ass fantasy stuff. The world sucks but you've got to find your moments of joy
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A shitload of people are learning who Crow is for the first time, and then he goes and signs on to that fascist "America hates Socialism" thing. Just what a pathetic move.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Jason Crow what the fuck are you doing?!
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Time to impeach the old pervert again.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The senile pediphile who runs the most powerful military in the world is having another normal one.
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every politician should always have at least one primary opponent. Don't let them become complacent. Even if they're good, keep them on their toes and remind them they work for us.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM