sensitive baby trash mouth
@potatohands.bsky.social
real housewife of the cascadia subduction zone
toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world
transphobes: eat shit and die
toast and uglydogs adjacent but mostly off in my own little world
transphobes: eat shit and die
Pinned
Poodles are the minivans of dogs. They’re so great and would meet a lot people’s needs but they aren’t “cool”
It’s 6:30pm and I realized I only had like, 1/3 of a cup of coffee this morning. Do I make tea now and risk staying up all night? Or skip it and potentially have a migraine for a 6-hour drive tomorrow? You know what I’m going to put the kettle on
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s 6:30pm and I realized I only had like, 1/3 of a cup of coffee this morning. Do I make tea now and risk staying up all night? Or skip it and potentially have a migraine for a 6-hour drive tomorrow? You know what I’m going to put the kettle on
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Can you believe my infant son is a SENIOR now????? He turns 7 today 😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can you believe my infant son is a SENIOR now????? He turns 7 today 😭
I’ve been neglecting my egg updates! Here u go
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ve been neglecting my egg updates! Here u go
I did not log on today to be EVISCERATED like this
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I did not log on today to be EVISCERATED like this
Now the proud co-owner of a slightly used Honda civic
Our second car (10 years old, paid off, heretofore reliable, only gets driven 2-3x/week but we assumed it would last long enough to be the girls’ high school car) has shit the bed and I’m SO irritated that we need to buy another car to fit this use case
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Now the proud co-owner of a slightly used Honda civic
I’m on day 3 of Headache and husband has taken both kids on a walk so it’s “lying on the floor” time here
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m on day 3 of Headache and husband has taken both kids on a walk so it’s “lying on the floor” time here
Picking up some classic literature for my weird girl (complimentary)
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Picking up some classic literature for my weird girl (complimentary)
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what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon
11yo: what’s your book about?
Me: oh it’s about two women, a married couple; one of them goes on a submarine mission and gets stuck and comes back weird
11yo: *chin in her hands, leaning so far forward she’s almost falling over* WEIRD HOW?!
Me: oh it’s about two women, a married couple; one of them goes on a submarine mission and gets stuck and comes back weird
11yo: *chin in her hands, leaning so far forward she’s almost falling over* WEIRD HOW?!
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
11yo: what’s your book about?
Me: oh it’s about two women, a married couple; one of them goes on a submarine mission and gets stuck and comes back weird
11yo: *chin in her hands, leaning so far forward she’s almost falling over* WEIRD HOW?!
Me: oh it’s about two women, a married couple; one of them goes on a submarine mission and gets stuck and comes back weird
11yo: *chin in her hands, leaning so far forward she’s almost falling over* WEIRD HOW?!
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
Test drove a car today that I hated SO much, I feel bad for the salesperson who was just doing her job
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Test drove a car today that I hated SO much, I feel bad for the salesperson who was just doing her job
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whomst among us hasn't gone along with an idea that we don't necessarily agree with just because a hot person suggested it
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
whomst among us hasn't gone along with an idea that we don't necessarily agree with just because a hot person suggested it
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
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This morning I asked my kids what I should make for dinner tonight and the only foods they could agree on were Doritos and raw fennel. So that’s what they’re having (I also made edamame)
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This morning I asked my kids what I should make for dinner tonight and the only foods they could agree on were Doritos and raw fennel. So that’s what they’re having (I also made edamame)
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Happy men day to the trans dudes, the kind dudes, the dudes who are doing their best, the dudes who love and support their friends, the dudes who kiss the homies goodnight, and zohran mamdani
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Happy men day to the trans dudes, the kind dudes, the dudes who are doing their best, the dudes who love and support their friends, the dudes who kiss the homies goodnight, and zohran mamdani
I had afternoon caffeine for the first time in weeks and it’s made me SO SLEEPY, why does this happen
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had afternoon caffeine for the first time in weeks and it’s made me SO SLEEPY, why does this happen
Went to my post-op appointment today and learned that they only removed one screw because he “felt along the edges [of the top one] and it was smooth” so now I’m cursed with the knowledge that someone has run their fingers along my bones to evaluate their texture
Do you guys want to see the screw they took out of my knee today
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Went to my post-op appointment today and learned that they only removed one screw because he “felt along the edges [of the top one] and it was smooth” so now I’m cursed with the knowledge that someone has run their fingers along my bones to evaluate their texture
I would love to chat with the chinese spy assigned to monitor my internet activity, because I'm beset by decision paralysis over very boring home decor choices and I bet they could decide for me immediately
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I would love to chat with the chinese spy assigned to monitor my internet activity, because I'm beset by decision paralysis over very boring home decor choices and I bet they could decide for me immediately
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oh so when rfk jr has a worm in his brain it's "bad" but when dax has a slug in her she's "the most beautiful person i've literally ever seen in my life" and "early queer representation in television"
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
oh so when rfk jr has a worm in his brain it's "bad" but when dax has a slug in her she's "the most beautiful person i've literally ever seen in my life" and "early queer representation in television"
Nobody warns you about the phase where your kids are awake til 9:30 every night and they still actually need you for stuff until then, so you never get to watch tv
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Nobody warns you about the phase where your kids are awake til 9:30 every night and they still actually need you for stuff until then, so you never get to watch tv
My wokest opinion is that if you say you support public schools, but you move to a better district or try to get your kid into the “good” school (or a fucking charter, don’t get me started), you don’t actually support public schools
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My wokest opinion is that if you say you support public schools, but you move to a better district or try to get your kid into the “good” school (or a fucking charter, don’t get me started), you don’t actually support public schools
Took my kid to a middle school open house that I was secretly hoping she’d hate, and she DID, I’m so relieved
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Took my kid to a middle school open house that I was secretly hoping she’d hate, and she DID, I’m so relieved