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live shot of stephen miller celebrating trump's primetime speech
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Watching the trump address
"WE'RE INCREASING ALL THE JARBS AND MONEY BY $450,000 -- ONE MILLION, WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS THE 250,000TH ANNIVERTHEDDY OF THE UNIDED SHATES" -donald j trump December 17, 2025
A sci fi villain man with greasy slicked back hair is screaming
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I always wonder why all these nepo/techbro chuds always look like that
A Son'a character from Star Trek: Insurrection, Ru'afo, played by F. Murray Abraham. His face is all stretched out and featureless.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw and Peace Prize presentation:
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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A bearded man in a Jesus-y robe is reaching towards you saying "Give me the Arby's"
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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In what can only be described as the worst attempt at Photoshop ever: Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" only I replaced Saturn's head with a posterized version of Donald Trump, to make it look like he's devouring something instead. The image of Trump is from his greedy acceptance of the FIFA Peace Prize medal.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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A woman looks with disgust
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Yeah I guess one of the regimes tried to nuke this one, but it had already been saved
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Now streaming on Prime Video: MAKE FUCK GET GREEN CARD The Melania Trump Story
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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But really though, they all end up looking like the bad guys from Star Trek: Insurrection
A Son'a character from Star Trek: Insurrection, Ru'afo, played by F. Murray Abraham. His face is all stretched out and featureless
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I guess we've all got to be reaaallll careful what we say here on Blue Sky dot com dot app
From "I Think You Should Leave" a man is shrugging his shoulders with his hands in the air and what he is saying is redacted
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Reminds me of one of the prototypes for RoboCop 2
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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A stereotypically Italian chef cartoon is loading a handgun magazine with penne style pasta and holding the gun to his head
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I'm gonna do something
A man does something by pulling up to a fast food drive through menu and orders: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Man this World Series has been wild. Every time I think somebody's got it...NOPE
Zach Galifianakis is screaming
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Every time I open this app
A screenshot from the movie Heat, Al Pacino is screaming something and a hand holding a smartphone has been photoshopped into the frame to make it appear that Pacino is looking at it
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Oh I almost forgot
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
A woman in a pink shirt is standing next to the driver's side window of a car and her head is at a weird angle and she's SMILING
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM