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The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
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Aw damn, I'd just watched the Black Phone movies last night and I was thinking about him in Sinister and Sinister 2 and also It: Chapter Two. What the hell, this sucks. This year fucking sucks, fuck 2025.
December 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Aw damn, I'd just watched the Black Phone movies last night and I was thinking about him in Sinister and Sinister 2 and also It: Chapter Two. What the hell, this sucks. This year fucking sucks, fuck 2025.
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New Epstein files pic just dropped
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
New Epstein files pic just dropped
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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Mitt Romney and Gavin Newsom each slowly becoming the other in an unholy ritual.
Mitt Romney is in the New York Times saying we should tax the rich.
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mitt Romney and Gavin Newsom each slowly becoming the other in an unholy ritual.
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BARI WEISS: Tonight's 'Things That Matter' topic asks, 'Is there a God?'
ROSS DOUTHAT: God is absolutely real, and He is a centrist.
LINDA YACCARINO: I think this is the sort of question we shouldn't be afraid to ask! Thank you for saying it!
ALEX KARP: *bloody cocaine nose* I am your God
ROSS DOUTHAT: God is absolutely real, and He is a centrist.
LINDA YACCARINO: I think this is the sort of question we shouldn't be afraid to ask! Thank you for saying it!
ALEX KARP: *bloody cocaine nose* I am your God
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
BARI WEISS: Tonight's 'Things That Matter' topic asks, 'Is there a God?'
ROSS DOUTHAT: God is absolutely real, and He is a centrist.
LINDA YACCARINO: I think this is the sort of question we shouldn't be afraid to ask! Thank you for saying it!
ALEX KARP: *bloody cocaine nose* I am your God
ROSS DOUTHAT: God is absolutely real, and He is a centrist.
LINDA YACCARINO: I think this is the sort of question we shouldn't be afraid to ask! Thank you for saying it!
ALEX KARP: *bloody cocaine nose* I am your God
live shot of stephen miller celebrating trump's primetime speech
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
live shot of stephen miller celebrating trump's primetime speech
Watching the trump address
"WE'RE INCREASING ALL THE JARBS AND MONEY BY $450,000 -- ONE MILLION, WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS THE 250,000TH ANNIVERTHEDDY OF THE UNIDED SHATES" -donald j trump December 17, 2025
"WE'RE INCREASING ALL THE JARBS AND MONEY BY $450,000 -- ONE MILLION, WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS THE 250,000TH ANNIVERTHEDDY OF THE UNIDED SHATES" -donald j trump December 17, 2025
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Watching the trump address
"WE'RE INCREASING ALL THE JARBS AND MONEY BY $450,000 -- ONE MILLION, WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS THE 250,000TH ANNIVERTHEDDY OF THE UNIDED SHATES" -donald j trump December 17, 2025
"WE'RE INCREASING ALL THE JARBS AND MONEY BY $450,000 -- ONE MILLION, WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS THE 250,000TH ANNIVERTHEDDY OF THE UNIDED SHATES" -donald j trump December 17, 2025
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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🎶 the kind you find in a secondhand store
August 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
🎶 the kind you find in a secondhand store
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 66% full.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 66% full.
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deck my body in gay ornaments
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
deck my body in gay ornaments
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
The 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw and Peace Prize presentation:
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw and Peace Prize presentation:
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Sam Altman: "The baby's dribbling."
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sam Altman: "The baby's dribbling."
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
Chat GPT: Would you like to tips on how to dribble it like a basketball?
Jimmy Fallon: Wow! That would be amazing!
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Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use DKC Returns when raising your baby?”
Reggie Fils-Aimé: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Tutorial Pig and Super Kong. You’re actually holding the umbilical cord!”
Jimmy Fallon: “Haha, great, great, I can’t believe it.”
Reggie Fils-Aimé: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Tutorial Pig and Super Kong. You’re actually holding the umbilical cord!”
Jimmy Fallon: “Haha, great, great, I can’t believe it.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use DKC Returns when raising your baby?”
Reggie Fils-Aimé: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Tutorial Pig and Super Kong. You’re actually holding the umbilical cord!”
Jimmy Fallon: “Haha, great, great, I can’t believe it.”
Reggie Fils-Aimé: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Tutorial Pig and Super Kong. You’re actually holding the umbilical cord!”
Jimmy Fallon: “Haha, great, great, I can’t believe it.”
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Jimmy Fallon genuinely is a living cultural migraine
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Jimmy Fallon genuinely is a living cultural migraine