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'K Joan, you've got the "put too much on" part done, now we get to the "take some off" part. Joan? Joan? Are you there…DANG IT!
Joan Crawford wearing heavy eye shadow
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I'm sure John McCrea (and friends, lol) would want to wish everyone a very merry *National Cake Day* — even those who are never there!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/cake-day/
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CAKE - Never There (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
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November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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START THE CAR! START THE CAR!
2 cats running each with a fish in its mouth
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Frank the Rabbit from *Donnie Darko* (2001), "WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID MAN SUIT?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Wishing a very merry *D.B. Cooper Day* to all who want to mysteriously vanish!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/d-b-coo...
Sketch of D.B. Cooper
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Tra la la, la la la la!
The Banana Splits in their yellow car from the *Banana Splits* (1968-70)
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This gold triangle wishes a merry *Fibonacci Day* to all who calculate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/fibonac...
Gold triangle
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Mother Goose & Grimm comic showing R2D2 from *Star Wars* standing a counter in a StarBucks with a woman filling her cup, "AFTER HIS MOVIE CAREER ENDED, R2-D2 EVENTUALLY GOT A JOB AT STARBUCKS"
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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A roadrunner, “A ROADRUNNER’S MAXIMUM SPEED IS 20 MPH. AN AVERAGE COYOTE CAN RUN AT 42 MPH. EVERYTHING IN OUR CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE”
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A man yelling at a white buoy on a beach, “PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC!”
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Next stop, London!
Wolf cub howling
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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*First day as a drug dealer*: That whole "don't use your own product" thing is more like a suggestion than a rule, right?
geraldinepiche.bsky.social Deeny(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 6d
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Why yes, my name is Dolores Haze — how did you guess?
Dalmatian with heart-shaped spots over its eyes
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Squirrel wearing a red scarf and holding a red purse, “we are living in a material world and I am a material squirrel”
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Watched a "One Hit Wonders of the 70s" video earlier and when this came on I couldn't stop snickering about their bell bottoms (or should that be Bellamy bottoms?)
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Let your love flow - The Bellamy Brothers (1976) HD
YouTube video by PS César
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November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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His voice shivers me timbers!
youtu.be/dvWSwFldJio?...
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Bobby Bass
YouTube video by Bobby Bass
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November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Sign on a door, "DUE TO RECENT EVENTS OUIIA BOARDS ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED ON THE PATIO"
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Frank Farian wishes a merry 35th anniversary of Milli-Vanilli’s-Grammy-award-being-rescinded to all the professional lip syncers!
Frank Farian (1941-2024)
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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JOLT Cola wishes a high-strung *National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day* to all who crave a kick in the ass!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/carbona...
100mL bottle of JOLT Cola, "REAL SUGAR, MAXIMUM CAFFEINE"
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Winnie the Pooh and Piglet together in a living room "Pooh?" said Piglet. "Yes, Piglet?" said Pooh. "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, said Piglet. "Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. “You have too many books,” said Piglet. “Don’t make me cut you like a little bitch,” replied Pooh.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: no villains
Kitty Farmer (Beth Grant) from *Donnie Darko* (2001), "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Super Mario hopes you have better luck than he did for *National Princess Day*!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/princes...
Screen from the Nintendo Game *Super Mario Brothers* (1985) showing Mario with one of the mushrooms saying, "THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Savage Chickens comic showing 2 aliens looking at an image of Earth in an app on a phone: MAYBE HUMANS ARE PLAYING THE LONG GAME BY MAKING EARTH UNINHABITABLE, THEY'RE ENSURING THAT ALIENS WON'T WANT TO COLONIZE IT. 1st Alien looking at Earth: EW. 2nd Alien responds: SWIPE LEFT!
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Winnie the Pooh sitting with a spraying can of beer between his legs, “Pooh resolved never again to ask Kanga to bring the beer.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM