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Pym Balsamo
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Who's your favorite Jedi?(Wrong answers only)
Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valiant from the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit? weilding the singing sword. A cartoon weapon that croons Frank Sinatra songs.
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I miss REAL jouralists
Margot Kidder as Lois Lane from Superman the Movie, specifically the iconic balcony scene when her and Superman flirted more powerfully than a locomotive.
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Poster for the 1978 porn film Debbie Does Dallas, starring Bambi Woods. The title is in a football shaped object. Debbie is in her cowgirl inspired cheerleading uniform, which is skimpy, bent over to show her cleavage. She has white pom-poms and a cowboy hat. She is framed by a star logo. The tag line is "Everyone on the team scores when her pom-poms fly!".
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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DVD cover for the movie The Great Outdoors, starring Dan Aykroyd and John Candy. It features John Candy caught up in fishing line, lifted off the ground. Looking quite put out by it, as the line is attached to a fishing poll held up by a smarmy looking Dan Aykroyd. They are on the dock with a lake behind them. There are pine trees and hills on the far shore. A raccoon hangs out in the bottom left corner.
October 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Scene from the movie the Big Lebowski. Top Panel: Television shows porn staring Bunny Lebowski and Karl Hungus. Bunny says, "You must be her to fixe the cable." Middle Panel: Maud Lebowsky stands watching the porn. She says, "You can imagine where it goes from here." Bottom Panel: The Dude mixes his White Russian and says, "He fixes the cable?".
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I know, technically the servers at the club were only done up as JLI characters. Still, creative license.
Cover to Justice League America #34 featuring the subtitle "Island Life". In the foreground Booster and Beetle lounge on deck chairs in swimwear, while still wearing their masks. They look smug. Fire, or rather a waitress that looks like her, is serving them drinks in a bikini and a flower in her hair. In the back, Batman and Martian Manhunter hold Max Lord back as he looks ready to beath the two relaxing men to death with his briefcase. Major Disaster and Big Sur are also in the back stealing bags full of money with cartoon dollar signs on them. All amid the resort backdrop.
October 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Seems to be a forgotten gem.
Poster for the 1998 film Zero Effect starring Bill Pullman and Ben Stiller as a contemporary offbeat Holmes and Watson type duo, but leaning heavy into the detective character being a total creep. The tagline for the movie is "The World's Most Private Detective".
September 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Poster for the 1998 film Zero Effect starring Bill Pullman and Ben Stiller as a contemporary offbeat Holmes and Watson type duo, but leaning heavy into the detective character being a total creep. The tagline for the movie is "The World's Most Private Detective".
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL October!
Random Talk from Austin Powers, brandishing his signature weapon. A shoe. Random fact, the actor Joe Son was convicted of sexual assault in 2011, then later beat his cell mate to death, tacking 27 years onto his already 7 year sentence.
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Hegemony
Fascism
Map of the United States with the words "tell me where you are from" written over it, above a map of the world with the words "using only 2 words" written over it.
September 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Post a Duo...
National icon Margaret Lanterman, otherwise known as the Log Lady, as played by Catherine E. Coulson on the show Twin Peaks. She is seen here with her costar the Log.
September 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Poster for Monty Python's Life of Brian. Big crazy crowd of people and the title in big letters. The words Honk if you love Brian are in the corner.
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Poster for the movie the Great Muppet Caper with the Muppets bursting through a newspaper. Miss Piggy is on a motorcycle, isn't that neat?
September 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Leather daddy version of Bookworm incoming.
A very young Roddy Mcdowall in a really uncomfortable leather suit coat and hat. He has glasses and reading lamp strapped to his fedora. Behind him are books and a hanging light. That gold tie he's wearing is pretty sweet though. I'd rock that badboy. Otherwise the suit makes me sympathetic sweat.
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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announcing my new think tank
The villainous Brain from the Doom Patrol. Literally a human brain under a dome atop a skull like robot transport device. Get it, think tank...get it?
September 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If you rule out the Indie movies I have a real soft spot for this one.
Poster for the movie Sabrina featuring a woman in a black hat with red lipstick and a man with glasses in a tux.
April 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I have a soft spot for this one.
Poster for the movie Sabrina featuring a woman in a black hat with red lipstick and a man with glasses in a tux.
April 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer

Hard mode: no villains
Xander Harris, the piece of shit character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer that was a self-insert of the series' piece of shit creator, with a stupid smile on his face as he wastes space on an otherwise often enjoyable show. Xander Harris, the real big bad of the series. Arch-nemisis of all that is good and decent in the world.
March 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Very. The Unauthorized Biography is from 1989.
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Almost as good as this. Now Comics used to do Ghostbusters comics based on the cartoon. When they made the adaptation of Ghostbusters 2 they used the Real Ghostbusters look.
March 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Hey. That's the famous Filipino superhero Lastic Man created by Mars Ravelo in 1964, right?
Filipino superhero Lastic Man stretches his snakelike lower body into a semi-circle as he presents himself with outstretched hands. He has black pants, a red belt, and a shir that is checkered black and yellow.
March 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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A bad cosplay of the DC comics character the Atom from the 1970s sitting on top of some books. A bad cosplay of the DC comics characters the Atom and Giganta from the 1970s. The Atom sits on some books and Giganta leans in like she's a cocktail waitress hearing a pick up line.
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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So are you planning to watch all of this? If so, it just occurred to me that you will have to watch this classic. Both for Robin and Atom.
A collection of deeply embarrassing reditions of various DC comics characters done in live action during the 1970s. There are two non-DC characters that are made up for the special. Trust me it's really sad.
March 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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My ride is here
The Fantastic Four riding in their classic 1960s bathtub shaped Fantasticar. The Human Torch is flying around it, so technically only three out of the four are riding in the vehicle.
March 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A pink Hershey Kiss.
March 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM