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pyramidmaster.bsky.social
HELL WIZARD
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social
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psychedelic death dream
Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE

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this is a video from a few years back showing my voice acting range. this is King Kai telling Goku to show him his penis
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
buying this at a home supply store is so fucking funny to me
A copy of Moby-Dick
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
don’t call it that
green mossy balls that, you can’t see this easily, would easily fill a grown man’s hand, called KISSING BALLS
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
I’m never going to leave this place
A 500 dollar gorilla statue that is like 5’ tall next to an only somewhat smaller 400 dollar statue of Poseidon
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
I’m at the cremains supply store
A table display of a series of blue and white porcelain urns of various sizes, some with lids and some without, surrounded by potted flowers
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
No new pictures.

Where are you at mentally?
a kneeling person in a dress. their head is on fire, the flames shooting up several feet and their face completely obscured by flames
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
working on a new story
My headless body thumps against your door. I can't raise my arms anymore, not by conscious choice at least. The best I could do was go, of all places, to you; when I came out of my tomb, my body lifting itself into the air to drift chest-first toward whatever bright light or cast beams of darkness called my moth heart toward, I had a brief moment where my will could extend like a spear into that body, my body, sans head, just a neck with exposed meat and those rivulets of blood tracing down my neck and spilling across my shirt, and I pushed myself toward you. I have spent so much of the intervening time wondering where my headless body might have gone else my will proved insufficient, what dark motivating force it might have sought. But my body, my headless body, merely 34, seemed to understand my request, the gravity of it, what I owed you, especially after, my head laid down on the tracks until, until, and then it was all over and my head was free from my body or perhaps my body was free from my head and I was dead and you didn't know why because you couldn't have known what I even did, not until you read the note, and that meant you had to get home. You worked a full day, my body laid on the gravel, and only after you came home, called my name, my car still in our driveway but nobody home, that you went up those stairs and went into our bedroom, saw the note I left on the bed. I watched you read it, from somewhere, a place where bodies cannot go but eyes can, and I watched you cry into the pillow screaming and screaming and screaming and I saw my headless body and you saw my headless body and you took me to the tomb to lay me down forever and ever. You went home expecting, like everyone else, that I would stay dead. You did not expect my headless body.
February 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
I was at the doctors office and they had a full mirror so I said fuck it.
a masked and bearded non-binary person, shirtless and in jeans standing in a medical room
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
A flag with a white field and a red diamond inside. Below it reads: I AM DISABLED; COMMUNICATE WITH ME
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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I wish I was kidding but Nietzsche’s “Dionysus Dithyrambs II” www.thenietzschechannel.com/works-pub/dd...
Thus Eagle-like, panther-like, Are the poet's longings, Are your longings under a thousand masks, You fool! You poet! ... You that have looked upon man As god and as sheep — Tearing to pieces the god in man As well as the sheep in man, And laughing while tearing — This, this is your bliss, A panther's and eagle's bliss, A poet's and fool's bliss!
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
proof of life
Picture of a bearded non-binary person with glasses holding a phone. They’re in a comfy sweater in front of a shower.
January 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Attempts at playing a riff I’m working on rn. been listening to a ton of Coheed, ISIS and Astronoid
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
It’s been a bad few months ngl. but at least my headshave is done
A picture of a masculine non-binary person with glasses and a beard. They have a blanket over their shoulders and are sitting in an office complete with bookshelves.
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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a friend of mine who’s done autism activism professionally (until the org shunted her out for being autistic (we love NGOs)) just said something that made me start crying
Some autistic authors have made the point that autistic peoples' emotional well being are basically defined by how much inconvenience (real or imagined) we cause other (mostly NT) people rather than how we're actually feeling and how much our quality of life actually suffers. We're "fine" until we cause harm and then we're "bad"
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I sometimes have these romantic dreams like I’m a young girl or a VERY gay man, but gay for beautiful southern women who I won’t be more specific about to obscure their identity. anyway this time it involved this image
Fucked up toilet situation. Concrete floors. The toilet is so far away. The far wall is plywood and seems to be blocking off another 4 feet or so of hidden evil toilet chamber. The mirror and sink are far enough away from the toilet that they clearly realized how big and empty the room was but still chose not to meaningfully fill it. It is a hateful place for urine deposit.
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
brother that’s attachment noooooo you’re going to be trapped in samsara
A computer with a tree growing out of it. That part isn’t important. What is important is the big block letters saying I’M ADDICTED TO THIS BUDDHISM GAME. Those who have a functioning knowledge of the sutras will find this very funny. We are all laughing, outside samsara.
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
OCD is a mental health condition that is defined by two symptoms: obsessions and compulsions. Obsessions are intrusive thoughts, sensations, images, feelings, or urges that typically go against your true desires, goals, beliefs, or intentions—causing extreme distress. Compulsions are mental and/or physical behaviors that are done in response to obsessions, and are meant to soothe feelings of anxiety and distress. In some cases, people perform compulsions out of a desire to try to prevent a feared outcome from happening. OCD often targets the things that we care about the most. People who experience obsessions centered around their religion or moral integrity are more likely to care deeply about these issues. This can make it very hard to push these thoughts aside. Instead, you may begin questioning what it means that you’re even having these thoughts in the first place. If you’re dealing with OCD, it’s not uncommon to ruminate on the question of whether or not you’re a bad person.
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
I’m trying to find part of who I am now. I haven’t figured out how to style my head, my accessories or my shoes but. I’m searching, in earnest
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
my wife and I went digging for literally any accessories we each might have and found one we think works
the same outfit as before honestly but now with a natural pearl pendant on a chain, one of the bright and gleaming and misshapen ones. I’m smiling like I’m laughing; there are books behind me; it is bright
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
I’m trying to get it a little cuter and a little more me
I’m in a white dress with a dark sweater over top. the white sleeves of the dress are rolled up over the dark sleeves of the sweater.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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me. happy.
It’s me, a bearded non-binary person with glasses, in a white dress among books. My hands are clasped and my eyes are closed because I’m happy and don’t know what to do yet. I am not a woman nor a man, but I seek both and am finally opened to seeking woman clearly.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
this is my word cloud. I’m not alt texting this because it is frankly a bit embarrassing. blind people do not need to know my shame. UPDATE; my wife has found an alt text generator, to shame me to the blind community
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "shit" (238×), "fucking" (215×), "fuck" (210×), "pussy" (180×), "wife" (168×), "fuckin" (130×), "penis" (129×), "friend" (128×), "call" (116×), "mind" (112×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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just over a decade ago I saved this image. it explains in part my literary aesthetic and conceptual aims as well as the longform continuity of my thoughts in that direction. I’d add alt text but I genuinely don’t know how to describe this?? assistance requested for that lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
greetings beloveds.
Hell wizard shirtless and reading Hell wizard tastefully nude
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
pyramidmaster.bsky.social
oh I got something this week. and these DMs are most certainly open
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM