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@pyrojo.bsky.social

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Software developer specializing in security. Lots of GoLang and C++. Usually gaming or cooking otherwise. KdReserved0 was my fault.
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Reminded me that this is a think from an actual restaurant that they put in their cookbook...

Joe Beef Vienna Sausage Martini. It's a martini in a coupe glass with a Vienna sausage as garnish...

September 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM

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This eventually ends up on all my work laptops

Sticker that says "Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning"

September 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM

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Hear me out www.loweringthebar.net/2015/12/cana...

A power wheels style drivable toy Zamboni

September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM

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TIL there was a VB .Net remake...

"Donkey.net. Powered by Visual Basic.net.". With a really ugly cartoon donkey over a bullseye.

"Disclaimer: only one donkey was hurt in the making of this game"

August 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM

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Kid in helmet and goggles saluting under "Mishin alomplishd" from "Empty Walls" music video

June 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM

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Double checking with NOAA and ...

NOAA 500mb upper level air chart that looks like big naturals on the US

May 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM

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Oh look, the kind of software person I was talking about about. I bet he's a fountain of valuable insight in design reviews...

Someone that works in software winging about not using master branches anymore and comparing it to yanking out the table cloth. Then he says this is what Hobbes wants.

April 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM

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April 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM

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My feed conveniently provided an appropriate pairing for this

Image of effin birds "What the fuck?" Pigeon above the replied to post.

March 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM

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November 27, 2024 at 1:56 AM

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New Sec Def isn't going to like the post COVID Pentagon bathrooms

Far side comic with a man walking out of the restroom in a restaurant with a ringing bell and flashing sign over him "Didn't Wash Hands"

November 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM

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Hi neighbors

September 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM

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Seattle waterfront at sunset with cranes and Mt. Rainier as a backdrop

August 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM

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Epic handshake. MTG enthusiasts and not getting COVID enthusiasts excited for a new booster.

August 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM

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"we are live here at the presidential debate and -- wait what's this..!?

It's, it's BY GOD ITS BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

Picture of Bernie with said chair and trump on screen elsewhere on a stage.

June 28, 2024 at 4:56 AM

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Threat level: Elmo

The old US Homeland security color coded advisory system, but with sesame street characters. (Elmo-Red, Ernie- Orange, Bert-Yellow, Cookie Monster-Blue, and Oscar-Green)

June 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM

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Yep. S&P also has outperformed its historical average over the last 5 years. It doesn't solve perception (media plays a part here) or housing scarcity in some markets.

May 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM

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This chart comes to mind

An intersection of 2 circles for a venn diagram of people who make pie charts and people who make venn diagrams with a pie charts slice partly in the intersection labeled "people who are angry right now"

March 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM

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March 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM

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Probably didn't help when Trump sent this as a thank you to Chubbs for the E Jean Carroll bond

One eyed alligator head from Happy Gilmore

March 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM

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Needed a quick logo for some consulting work so I threw this together inspired by one of the patches on @deviantollam.bsky.social 's pack. Probably need to loop back and add the circle. @ellearmageddon.bsky.social any thoughts on other tweaks?