Jo
@pyrojo.bsky.social
Software developer specializing in security. Lots of GoLang and C++. Usually gaming or cooking otherwise. KdReserved0 was my fault.
She/They
She/They
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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Stoners Seattle voters
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November 2025 General Election Results - King County, Washington
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November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Stoners Seattle voters
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Should tech opt-out dark patterns be regulated?
[ ] yes [ ] ask me again in 5 minutes
[ ] yes [ ] ask me again in 5 minutes
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Should tech opt-out dark patterns be regulated?
[ ] yes [ ] ask me again in 5 minutes
[ ] yes [ ] ask me again in 5 minutes
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Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
Pacific Science Center in Seattle is running a spider exhibition and of course it's from the Australia Museum. Our spiders, while plentiful, aren't interesting/scary enough to make a good exhibit on their own.
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Pacific Science Center in Seattle is running a spider exhibition and of course it's from the Australia Museum. Our spiders, while plentiful, aren't interesting/scary enough to make a good exhibit on their own.
Watching the power outage map spread around Seattle as the rescue elevator calls keep rolling onto the fire 911 page...
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Watching the power outage map spread around Seattle as the rescue elevator calls keep rolling onto the fire 911 page...
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Tolkien, who saw almost all his friends die in the Somme, and knew the seduction of despair, wrote both Denethor and Saruman as doomers.
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tolkien, who saw almost all his friends die in the Somme, and knew the seduction of despair, wrote both Denethor and Saruman as doomers.
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spicy opinion: you can tell software engineering isn't _real_ engineering because nobody makes animated "explaining the disaster" videos about shit like this the way they do the FIU pedestrian bridge collapse or the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse
where's our USCSB youtube account
where's our USCSB youtube account
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
spicy opinion: you can tell software engineering isn't _real_ engineering because nobody makes animated "explaining the disaster" videos about shit like this the way they do the FIU pedestrian bridge collapse or the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse
where's our USCSB youtube account
where's our USCSB youtube account
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All the ways. 🫠
September 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All the ways. 🫠
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During Thanksgiving and holidays, people want to do food drives where they collect canned goods etc... and I really would love to offer that food banks need MONEY so if you can collect and donate MONEY please do that. They can then use those funds to purchase what's needed AT DISCOUNTS.
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
During Thanksgiving and holidays, people want to do food drives where they collect canned goods etc... and I really would love to offer that food banks need MONEY so if you can collect and donate MONEY please do that. They can then use those funds to purchase what's needed AT DISCOUNTS.
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this is just to say
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
February 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this is just to say
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
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lmao its com
New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.
“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”
www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...
“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”
www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...
Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials
Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
lmao its com
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Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
A C.I.A. Secret Kept for 35 Years Is Found in the Smithsonian’s Vault
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
Inside you there are two wolves. One refuses to ship OTS sqllite in the forensics tool and the other refuses to build a clean room parser when there's an open source version.
they should make a sqlite that doesn't end up with project dependencies taking 30 minutes to install
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Inside you there are two wolves. One refuses to ship OTS sqllite in the forensics tool and the other refuses to build a clean room parser when there's an open source version.
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Someone out did the bat / rabies story from a few weeks back.
Someone apparently found a backpack IED in Kent today and decided the best thing to do was drive it to Kent PD
It’s wild that it needs saying but don’t pick the weird backpack on the side of the river up. Particularly if you suspect it might explode
It’s wild that it needs saying but don’t pick the weird backpack on the side of the river up. Particularly if you suspect it might explode
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Someone out did the bat / rabies story from a few weeks back.
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mods are asleep post brassicas
UAL flight 5589 diverted.
Reason: [Furious Mr. Pinchy]
Reason: [Furious Mr. Pinchy]
We rarely buy anything in airport duty free but I was very tempted by a LIVE HAIRY CRAB
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
UAL flight 5589 diverted.
Reason: [Furious Mr. Pinchy]
Reason: [Furious Mr. Pinchy]
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I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
October 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
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Even assuming Ellison is just a purely self interested businessman instead of Trumpist, compare the finances of CNN to Fox News. There is way more money to be made in opinion based news flavored content.
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Even assuming Ellison is just a purely self interested businessman instead of Trumpist, compare the finances of CNN to Fox News. There is way more money to be made in opinion based news flavored content.
This actually also follows a tactic used by other law enforcement agencies that want larger budget\headcount. They focus on broken windows\nuisance over clearing serious crimes then say they need more officers when folks get upset.
The entire US government is being redirected to attack innocent residents
“A federal team in El Paso that once pursued child traffickers has been disbanded.
“A task force in Kansas focused on stemming fentanyl has been redirected.
“Highway checkpoints near the border—on roads identified as major drug-trafficking routes—have gone unstaffed”
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www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
“A task force in Kansas focused on stemming fentanyl has been redirected.
“Highway checkpoints near the border—on roads identified as major drug-trafficking routes—have gone unstaffed”
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www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This actually also follows a tactic used by other law enforcement agencies that want larger budget\headcount. They focus on broken windows\nuisance over clearing serious crimes then say they need more officers when folks get upset.
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Henry Kissinger is still dead, and this account is still up, probably because I haven't criticized the CEO of Bluesky yet.
October 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Henry Kissinger is still dead, and this account is still up, probably because I haven't criticized the CEO of Bluesky yet.
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I don’t ever want to hear that the trans community is too small to accommodate when SCOTUS will react in defense of the .03% of the population who wants to center their child’s education on exclusion.
1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.
Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.
Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.
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Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.
Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To
After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don’t ever want to hear that the trans community is too small to accommodate when SCOTUS will react in defense of the .03% of the population who wants to center their child’s education on exclusion.