"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"

I would feel safer strutting around naked in front of McBride doing jumping jacks than being in the same room as MTG

They say the cover up is always worse.

Well I know what colors I'm going with for my next acrylic puddle pour

Hearing that TX backed a bible-infused curriculum, I'm glad I don't live there. I want my kids to come to interact religion on their own terms in their own time. I think that faith can be a wonderful thing but w/o being there to ensure that it isn't being taught with hate it won't be forced on them.

I keep looking for an article saying that this is fake but I haven't found one yet

What the actual fucking fuck?

Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up

What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today

Carl Sagan nailed it back in 1995.