Sarah 🫀🦇
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🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she/any
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Pinned post hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️
A collage of me in a black lacy dress with patterned roses on it, my two cats licking each other, and art of my fursona character.
Reposted by Sarah 🫀🦇
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Happy birthday!! Incredible outfit, absolutely love it!!
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The spot on his nose looks like a heart. ❤️
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Truly making peace with the fact that retirement just doesn’t exist for my friends and family and I! Cool cool!
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Who is this demon and what did she do with my daughter?!
A yawning cat with a big mouth
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Right?? Agar is right there!!! Stop using BONES!
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Awww I checked and as always, foiled by gelatin again! But they sell like, sour blue raspberry energy drinks and ice pops now too, the brand is everywhere!
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I’ve only ever seen this name, so they must have! I’ve never had anything from them but my husband likes their vegan sour gummies.
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Omg wait that’s what these used to be called?
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Ahaha, I love it, old company grudges never change! But I mean cmon they gotta be at least a little evil, right?
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It was outside of a hardware store near where I grew up and I was terrified/enchanted by it. My coworker said it was the most metal thing he’s ever seen and had to have it on something, so true, so true.
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My only goal in life (in death??) is to have ivy grow on my tombstone in such a way that makes a stranger stop and take a photo half a century after I’m buried.
Three graves covered in ivy
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Yup. My mom in the US likely won’t ever retire either and when I explain that to my in-laws here in Germany they simply don’t get how it’s possible. Well. Our country is about to find out!
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Seriously lmao, sum up the past five years here.
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My coworker has a Cover the Earth sherwin Williams sweater (that he had printed himself after seeing the logo in the US) and I’ve never been so jealous.
A logo of red paint being poured over the globe
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And then you team up and start screeching at your other coworkers how amazing one mundane specific thing from your region is and THEY DONT GET IT.
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Honestly, still my crush. The first man I was ever attracted to and I stand by my choice!!
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This is SO my American coworker and I. This is such a strong, underrated bond.
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No fucking way, I didn’t even realize it was supposed to be hypnotized. That is such a reach my arm came out of its socket.
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YOOOOO!!?? This fucks severely.
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Godddd this would make me livid!!! So many people ignore the “in sickness and in health”, I swear.
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Between the first one and the green! The first has the drama, the green one has uniqueness.