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kelwesterner
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i love buses, pierogies, and New Jersey moms
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Minneapolis, MN -

Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
every person I've met who likes Pat the Bunny has fucked me up (I love Pat the Bunny btw)
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 PM
nothing freeze dries my brain cells faster than looking at facebook to see what people from my hometown are posting about current events
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
a neighborhood restaurant is closing down for the day because of air quality concerns. the air quality concerns come from feds using obscene amounts of gas in densely populated streets. it's vile here and people don't give a fuck and im fucking sick
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
if you're using Minneapolis for clout and likes on social media without explicitly sharing what's happening, donate to mutual aid efforts or shut the fuck up
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
stop calling it a descent into fascism we've been there for a while babes
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I always give a fuck about an Oxford Comma.
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 AM
darkness hovers like Sauron's power while the Ring brings as much destruction as possible before its demise
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
MJ Lenderman is not only a great writer and artist, but he makes a point to include nods to Catholicism in his lyrics. I love knowing someone isn't a Protestant. 🩷🫦
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara is from Belleville, NJ. In 2025, My Chemical Romance received the key to the city (township) of Belleville.
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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DHS confirms agent shot a man in Minneapolis: The agency said a man from Venezuela was shot and a law enforcement officer was injured following a traffic stop Wednesday night.

The Star Tribune is working to confirm these details.
Live: Federal agent shoots, injures man in north Minneapolis
Gov. Tim Walz addressed Minnesotans in a live broadcast Wednesday night on the surge of federal immigration agents in the state. A federal judge has declined to immediately rule on the ICE surge in Minnesota.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Federal agents appear to be leaving the scene of a reported shooting in north Minneapolis. We're on the scene. Follow updates here. bit.ly/49EmT4O
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I'm at an indie theater for a screening of a 1950s Italian film and everyone else here is a man. absolute nightmare fuel, or gender affirming care?
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces.

Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
white women still think showing up in a handmaid's tale outfit is profound
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Video of woman taken from bus stop in Minneapolis today. "They just jumped out, four people on a random woman sitting at the bus stop. That's crazy bro. And grabbed her. They didn't ask for ID or nothin."
youtu.be/E4HluOwT8B0?...
New video shows encounter with federal agents in Minneapolis
MS NOW Senior Contributing Editor Michele Norris reports from Minnesota to detail what it is like on the ground there as federal agents continue their crackdown in Minneapolis. This comes after the…
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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ICE just indiscriminately stopped a citizen at a bus stop in front of the co-op. If this is how they treat the President of the Minneapolis City Council who is legally observing, just think of what they’re doing to everyone else in our City.
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
it's okay that you eat something called "cottage cheese taco bowl" I just don't want that kind of lifestyle shoved down my throat. embrace tradition (corn tortillas)
January 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Bought a CD player and it seems to have stopped detecting CD use and I am devastated
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
i imagine my neighbors appreciated fried potato week over sautéed cabbage week
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
day 2 of chicken nuggets served on a bed of sautéed cabbage
chicken nuggets served on a bed of sautéed cabbage
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I exclusively give cash to people tryna buy a 40
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
chicken nuggets served on a bed of sautéed cabbage
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM