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"I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous" -Divine | My comfort movie is Suspiria.

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Queefcakes 💗💗💜💙💙 @queefcakes.bsky.social · Jan 21
Well everyone here is disappointed due to recent stuff, but I'm gonna try to be cheerful. I am going to TRY to post my favorite liberal moments in films for every day THEY'RE in office. A thread:

Day #1: Everyone ignoring the racist in 12 Angry Men (1957)
A scene from 12 Angry Men (1957). 12 men are in a room with a table. One of the men is standing up, trying to rant about his racism. The other eleven men are either turned away or have obviously checked out.
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We live with a fucking GESTAPO I want a new countryyyyy
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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"Real or Cake" but they're all real and I fooled you all.
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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My favorite thing in the entirety of the dumpster fire of Conservapedia is these reviews in the "Worst Liberal Movies" article. This means that at least one ultra-right person has seen Pink Flamingos and Female Trouble and I find that hilarious.
February 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Got seven likes and one repost in 24 hours. Guess I'm gonna get my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame later.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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Haven't touched AI since it was just fuzzy 2-minute photos on Craiyon.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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My sister got a free Chick-fil-A brownie cuz it's her birthday, and we usually don't get Chick-fil-A cuz they're problematic but they didn't profit anyways so whatever. Little does she know, she's eating The Brownie That Makes You Homophobic.
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Y'all ever read Ripley's Believe it or Not? I read those religiously as a kid, and sometimes those books got like straight up real gore. Like I saw a picture of a matador with a horn through his jaw and out his mouth. I was eight!
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Mf whyd they make RFK look like analog horror 😭😭
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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GUESS WHO JUST CLIMBED INTO A RANDOM WOMANS FRONT SEAT?!?!?!
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Boutta get the lethal injection (flu and covid shots 💉💉🫣)
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Being fat is kinda nice cuz it feels like I got titties. I breast boobily wherever I go.
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Trump just said 67 I'm gonna kill myself
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I need to post less stupid shit now cuz I got someone to impress
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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#letterboxdwrapped

I can explain. Lots of free time, a Leprechaun marathon and general bisexuality✌️
Letterboxd Wrapped! 345 films logged, 343 films reviewed, and 580 hours watched. Most watched actor: Warwick Davis Most watched director: John Waters
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Happy New Queer!

Anyways, wishes to AI death and for the rise of liberalism in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Just a reminder that Monstro Elisasue is coming onto our television screens tonight!
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Testing this out:

Iran declared war on us.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I keep on getting ads for AI chat bots, like nooo hunny I can talk to women, try someone pathetic next time
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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"Do you have any ibuprofen :D? I got a headache :("
That "Great party, isn't it?" guy from The Shining. He's holding a dark liquor in a glass, and he's in a tuxedo. He's smiling, but he has a deep axe wound in his head.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Merry Christmas!!
Polyester (1981) and Céline and Julie Go Boating (1974). Cure (1997) and a box set of Stanley Kubrick films: -Lolita -2001: A Space Odyssey -A Clockwork Orange -Barry Lyndon -The Shining -Full Metal Jacket -Eyes Wide Shut Blood Rage (1987) and All the Colors of the Dark (1972).
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I never liked how they called baby Jesus "tender and mild." Like, that's how I describe hot wings.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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What has he seen???
A statue of the police dog from Paw Patrol (ACAB), but with freakishly huge eyes, like thousand-yard stare territory. The thousand-yard stare meme
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Guess what, bitches?? I accidentally put together "terrible" and "horrible" into a Monstro Elisasue-esque combination, and I unironically said the phrase "That was ✨torrible✨." SO ANYWAYS I'm considering writing a petition to make it an official word in the Webster's Dictionary!
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Put Home Alone on while making dinner. Joe Pesci says "Six-seventy-one" at one point. The way my head turned in the direction of the TV like a deer hearing twigs snap.
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Hey Justice Department, where's the fucking justice??

How bout you ACTUALLY release the Epstein files?
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM