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Holly Jolly Taco Queen
@queenoftacos.bsky.social
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Loving cat mom, reluctant dog mom, taco monarch. You can take the girl outta Bawlmer, but you can't take the Bawlmer outta the girl. she/her 🩷💜💙 (🎶when I'm dancing, I am free🎶)
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Seen at Kohl's!
Two shirts they say "make it rain" with Kohl's cash and one with a gangsta looking kitten surrounded by Kohl's cash.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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🎶 she was a sk8r boi / she said "see ya later boi" 🎶
Outdoor selfie in an open zip up hoodie, a Joey Harkum tee shirt, a purple and orange checkered skirt, and a ball cap tilted up to show off my teal curly hair. I have a leash around one wrist and I'm wearing sunglasses.
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Super sweaty hot emoji panting at how stunning you look.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Went exploring in Boulder today and met a fun friend!
A statue of a bear. It's painted blue swirls with poppies and butterflies all over. I'm kneeling next to it, smiling, and holding its paw in my hand.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Snuggling his stepmom.....until Ruby decided that was enough of that and chased him off her mom.
An orange cat lying on a blanket on my fiancee's lap. She's petting his head fully. He looks happy.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Here are the 25 books I read in 2025! (Obvs not including the 13 books I DNF'd. 😅)
Rock Bottom Girl; Not Your Ex's Hexes; Make the Season Bright; Grim; Somewhere Beyond the Sea; Late Bloomer; To Sir, with Love; Love of my Afterlife; The Watchmaker of Filigree Street; A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon; A Demon's Guide to Wooing a Witch; The Paradise Problem; Hot Hex Boyfriend; The Nightmare Before Kissmas; A Novel Love Story; First-Time Caller; Sorcery and Small Magics; My Funny Demon Valentine; Dragon Fires Everywhere; Redneck Revenant; The Night Circus; Big Witch Energy; Evocation; The Merriest Misters; The Fiancé Dilemma.
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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From L to R: beef, avocado, jalepeño, and cheese dumplings; pork dumplings in chili oil; cucumbers in chili oil, and pork and garlic soup dumplings. Bryan's Dumpling House in DTC is SO GOOD!
A table with the aforementioned dumplings and cucumbers on it. Happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Me to Bluesky randos:
Demi Lovato tweeting "GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER"
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Three different takes on mountains, as seen in the Denver Art Museum.
A photograph of a mountain with trees and a greenish brown field in the foreground. There are fluffy white clouds in the sky. Superimposed over the photo is another photo of cracked cement, giving the photograph a splintered look. A painted mountain range in brown, textured blue, and green. There is snow on the brown mountains in the background and small clouds in the light blue sky. A painting of snowy mountains done in saturated pastels with yellow aspens and green pine trees in the middle ground and a lake reflecting the scene above in the foreground.
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Fiancee is puzzling, and Eva is mad I won't let her muzzle punch her. Poor Miss Eva. Life is so tough for a pup!
A white dog with e black and white face aggressively rests her head on my outstretched leg. Her milky white eye is staring intently to the right of the camera.
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Me to Fiancee: "I don't think a puzzle table you can't close is a good idea. Tanji is a menace."

Fiancee: "It'll be fine!"

Tanji: "bet."
A square folding table open with a puzzle partly completed on it. My orange cat is mostly on the couch nearby with one paw on the table, aiming to cause mischief.
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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This year's matching Christmas jams! Fiancee loves pickles, so even though I don't, I knew this was the right one. ☺️🥒
My legs in slightly fuzzy oh bottoms. The print is pickles wearing Santa hats with free floating Santa hats and holly sprigs on it.
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Happy howlidays from Pawficer Eva, Sher-ruff of Denver and her deputies!
Meticulously photoshopped image from A Christmas Story of Ralphie shooting his BB gun out a window. My dog's head - complete with one cloudy, blind eye, is superimposed over Ralphie's. My orange cat Tanji is making a face in the next window over and saying, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" My fiancee's calico cat Ruby is below him, looking concerned over one shoulder. I'm in a Santa hat with my fiancee over my shoulder. We're looking out the window and cheesing big. Over the gun it says "A (merry) Christmas Story".
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Fuck off, Thomas. "You've moved on, I've moved on..." You broke it off with your fiancee and fled Paris with your tail between your legs. #BoldAndBeautiful
Two posts from Demi Lovato: "GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER".
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet 🎶🎄
Mirror selfie. In wearing leggings with Christmas patterns - Santa, snowflakes, trees - on them, a lit up sweater with orange cats on a Christmas tree on it, green and red earrings, and a headband of reindeer antlers with decorative lights on them. I'm smiling big.
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Look at my son...! 😻
An orange cat is stretched out on his back on a light purple blankie that's covering my legs. His front legs are up in the air. He's sleeping.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Annoyed that I stole his second blanket to use for myself.
An orange cat curled up on an orange fuzzy blanket. His eyes are partially closed as if he's glaring at me.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Blucifer is my boyfriend this Christmas! 💙😈🐴
Me holding a Blucifer statue's hood and looking cute in a lit up ugly Christmas sweatshirt and reindeer antlers.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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So much for having a clean black/navy outfit today 😐 #CatOwnerProblems
An orange cat is curled up on my lap. My pants are black leggings, and my shirt is a navy tee.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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#caturday mood
An orange cat stretched out and sleeping on a purple blanket with my legs under it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Sleeping Tanjelo Dennis for #caturday 💕
An orange cat sleeping on my lap.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Hey drivers. If you could please stop running red lights and crashing at major intersections, thus creating scenes like this one and keeping me from getting home, I'd really fuckin appreciate it, you goddamned menaces should lose your licenses.
Green light ahead with a tow truck in my way on the cross street. I'm next to a bus. View is out of my windshield.
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Tanji appreciation
Close up on the head of an orange cat, lying on a blue blankie with white stars on it. He's lying upside down, eyes wide open and staring blankly into the distance, mouth slightly what and teeth showing.
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Took a mental health day, and my buddy is keeping me company 🧡
An orange cat stretched out on a blue blankie with white stars on it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Not quite a meme but @jortsthecat.bsky.social goes viral often enough that I think it should count.
Print of a Jorts the cat tweet. He's lying on a rug and staring at the camera. The tweet says "If you make a mistake, so what? You never think mean stuff about me when I make a mistake."
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM