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QueenPiB
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It's time! Grab a steel chair and a sign and get into the start of the Monday Night Wars meta on the QueenPiB show! We're kicking off with WWF WAR ZONE for the Playstation!
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January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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"pib whats the next retro deep dive the channel is going on?"
a folding chair
January 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Thinking about this quote pertaining to police being told to cancel a vehicle pursuit and their impotent grumbling, and then current events. And also an acorn.
Cops generally want to pursue. There's no getting around the fact that it's really cool, and it's fun and it's exhilarating. Cops want to catch the bad guys. That's what drives them, their reason for being and they don't like having this authority or this tool taken away from them. At that point the cops, rightfully or otherwise, believe the bad guys are laughing at them." -Tim Dees, MLive.com, "Police pursuits have led to 60 deaths in five years. Why do they keep happening?" (2023)
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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It's been wild seeing these two events next to each other, because according to the american government, one is good, the other is bad. if one government commits violence against protestors, america will be mad. if america commits violence against protestors, america will be happy.
CNN - coverage of Iran protests and US Anti-ICE protests
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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that or she was answering that she doesn't remember the 2011 taylor lautner film "abduction"
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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One last time! What if Animal Crossing was a Mario Party game? The last ride for Amiibo Festival on the QueenPiB show!
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January 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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"A Taco Bell opened in Newfoundland" is news we all needed this week.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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"This wouldn't have happened under Kamala!"

Kamala:
Harris/Walz campaign ad "Blocked" Kamala Harris supports increasing the number of Border Patrol Agents Harris/Walz campaign ad "Blocked" Donald Trump blocked increasing the number of Border Patrol Agents Harris/Walz campaign ad "Blocked" Kamala Harris sent transnational gang members to prison Harris/Walz campaign ad "Blocked" There are two choices
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Like I said,
CNN: ExxonMobil CEO tells Trump Venezuela is 'uninvestible,' despite Trump's desire to cut a deal to pump more oil
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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The moment the CIA found out that Trump wasn't going to bother bullshitting the same way W did.
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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It's the Extermination FINALE! Will we defeat Swery65's John Carpenter's The Thing, or will Mister YouTube have to bail us out? Did I even plan a backup game? GET IN HERE! But don't sit too close to the screen tonight, you'll poke your eyes out.
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January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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so, HSI - sounds like the home shopping network. it's actually DHS's own bastardized version of like five other agencies that, if the government actually cared about eliminating waste and redundancy, wouldn't be allowed to exist, and yet here it is working alongside ICE killing people
A segment about Homeland Security Investigations from Wikipedia. Some portions have been color coded to correspond to redundant functions with other factions of federal law enforcement. Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) HSI Special Response Team (SRT) member training using armored vehicle at Fort Benning in Georgia HSI is the primary investigative arm of Department of Homeland Security and consists of more than 10,300 employees who are assigned throughout 30 offices in the U.S. and 52 international offices (41 international sub-offices) around the world.[when?][citation needed] Approximately 6,000 HSI employees are special agents (criminal investigators), making it the second largest investigative service in the United States, behind the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).[93][better source needed] HSI special agents investigate violations of more than 400 U.S. laws that threaten national security, including counter-proliferation; human smuggling and trafficking; weapons smuggling; narcotics smuggling and trafficking; human rights violations; transnational gang activity; financial crimes, including money laundering and bulk cash smuggling; cyber crime; child exploitation and sex tourism; trade crimes such as commercial fraud and intellectual property theft; smuggling of counterfeit pharmaceuticals and other merchandise; document and benefit fraud; the manufacturing, sale, and use of counterfeit immigration and identity documents; mass-marketing fraud; art theft; international cultural property and antiquities crimes; export enforcement and visa security.[94] HSI agents can be requested to provide security for VIPs, and also augment the U.S. Secret Service during overtaxed times such as special security events and elections.[citation needed]
January 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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The rampant crime that AI has been permitted (and encouraged!) to continue doing with zero consequences got me wondering what it would look like if the layperson could claim they were a learning language model.
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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We've got business left to take care of from December before we can move forward. It's part one of the two-part finale of Swery65's EXTINCTION on the QueenPiB show!
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January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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"we're police!" "no you're the guys at the LEO barbecue who smell bad and keep arresting the food vendors, fuck off". this is from 2017.
Officials in Los Angeles have asked Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents working in the city not to identify themselves as police. In a letter addressed to the ICE deputy field office director who handles immigration enforcement, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, City Attorney Mike Feuer, and president of the city council Herb Wesson wrote: "In Los Angeles, the term 'police' is synonymous with the Los Angeles Police Department, so for ICE agents to represent themselves as police misleads the public into believing they are interacting with LAPD. This is especially corrosive given that to advance public safety, the LAPD does not initiate police action with the objective of determining a person's immigration status." The letter cited reporting by the Los Angeles Times that described an agent for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which is part of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, identifying him or herself as a police officer.
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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You ever plan a surprise birthday party over the Internet? I don't personally recommend it.
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Trump: Yeah we're gonna take their oil, Big Oil is on board

Big Oil: [stares in $60/barrel oil prices and would need to spend $180b to increase output] wait what?
CNN exerpt New York — President Donald Trump may have made a major miscalculation about Venezuela’s oil. Trump has expressed excitement over the prospect of US oil companies getting their hands on Venezuela’s vast oil resources. But industry sources tell CNN that American oil executives are unlikely to dive headfirst into Venezuela for multiple reasons: The situation on the ground remains very uncertain, Venezuela’s oil industry is in shambles and Caracas has a history of seizing US oil assets. Perhaps the biggest problem is that oil prices are too low today to justify spending the gobs of money – possibly tens of billions of dollars – that would be required to revive Venezuela’s decaying oil industry. “The appetite for jumping into Venezuela right now is pretty low. We have no idea what the government there will look like,” one well-placed industry source told CNN on Monday. “The president’s desire is different than the industry’s. And the White House would have known that if they had communicated with the industry prior to the operation on Saturday.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Now in its tenth contiguous year, the QueenPiB show continues to push the boundaries of vintage game broadcasting and refuses to hold still.
A tightly produced 4 1/2 hour show that critics are calling "the best views and the best view!"
Wed/Thu/Sat/Sun, 7pm ET/4pm PT
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January 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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happy january 6th to all who celebrate

video originally by the gregory brothers
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Damn, he spilled
A doctored CNN headline that reads White House aide says [I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt'
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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"So since it's still legal for a chatbot to tell me to kill myself and also produce child porn, is there a way I can identify as an AI during a traffic stop? Just act robotic and insist the officer pay for more credits if they want to keep generating prompts?"
QueenPiB performing at Bottoms
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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lol

lmao

COSTREAM THE MR BEAST SHOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN (checks the fine print) "a gifted sub to mr beast" which he'll get money from
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January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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no one

absolutely no one

the kind of social media user who's going to mainlining high blood pressure medication before the decade is out:
January 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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if the goal was to recreate twitter pre-elon, warts and all, congrats! i think we're nearly there!
QueenPiB giving a thumbs up while looking deeply concerned
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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if "animal crossing character with boobs" has taught us nothing else, it's that bluesky has already caught up with 2021-era twitter
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But also, in my opinion, Bean Dad is very simple. It means one thing — your website is poorly run. That’s it. It means that context collapse has gotten so bad and the scale of your trending algorithms are so completely out of whack that a total moron tweeting about beans can create the same level of discussion within your community as the Trump Georgia call. It means that your users are so desperate for your made up internet points that they would consider turning an extremely mundane story about using a can opener into a TWENTY-THREE tweet thread and are also so vicious and insane and bored that they would turn that thread about beans into a national scandal. Bean Dad can only happen because every feature of Twitter is working exactly how they’re meant to: Twitter’s public engagement metrics — follower counts, retweets, quote tweets, replies, and likes — have gamified on-site behavior to a degree where users can no longer be expected to authentically communicate with each other. Everything is perceived to be for clout, even if it’s not. The site’s trending algorithms are so thoughtless and robotic that literally anything that achieves a certain level of engagement is beamed into global feeds. Community moderation is so poor that users have resorted to waging daily tribal warfare with each other as a way to keep themselves safe and secure (and entertained). Verification is only given out to the site’s most prominent users, granting them special permissions and behaviors, which creates a class structure and user inequality. And verification also ties a user to their real-life identity. Which means verified users are more interesting to attack than non-verified users. There are real world consequences for the site’s verified class. You can cancel blue check @WaPoJeremy, it’s much harder to cancel @DiaperGoku69.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM