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Hmmm, I wonder why the history of Volkswagen ad started in the late 40s even though they were founded in the 30s.
February 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I'm going to flavour every thing I eat citrus until something changes.

🍋🍒✨⚡🌩️⚡✨🍒🍋

This is a threat.
February 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I'm still pretty new to this app but I'm mostly here to talk shit and block Zionists anyways so let's get started. Here's some memes.
#freepalestine
November 21, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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a family can be one young woman and her three hundred beloved wikipedia tabs
September 30, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Drunk gender euphoria posting. Look at his H I P P P
September 30, 2023 at 8:27 AM
There is nothing more sacred than cradling a closeted trans person in your arms and rinsing their fear and loss with gentle recognition.

Hello sweet sister. I see you in there under everything they did to you.
Take my recognition and we will remember how to know ourselves.
September 23, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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You fuck tall guys because you think short men are unattractive. I fuck tall guys because I'm short and want to min/max our build ratios. My record is now 1' 2", a +7 field of vision to both ground and aerial view. This is homebrew though so check with your DM firs
September 21, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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September 21, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Fuck narrative cohesion. All my homies hate narrative cohesion.
September 21, 2023 at 7:03 AM
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Work Emails are Turn Based Combat
September 15, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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Morning affirmations
September 7, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Being a trans man is basically just being stuck in a time loop. You'll be 27 working at a dive bar trying not to die of liver failure one day.

The next, you're 17 n washing dishes at a country club where everyone calls you "buddy" and no one seems to believe you've finished high school.
September 7, 2023 at 8:05 AM