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🏳️‍⚧️ n//atalie (under mistletoe 💋)
@queerlil.tools
190 followers 570 following 1.2K posts
ur 🖥️local(host) 👩‍💻hacker 🏳️‍⚧️trans_gender//-sexual//·human girlie
initial commit in '98, recently switched 📀genderOS
uname n, realname ✨natalie✨ (either is fine)
developing queerlil.tools on subdomains, try @define
(formerly @natalie.on.computer)
(🔞 srry)
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too gorgeous of a picture for me not to share it!

#sunrise #photography #scenic
the sun rises over a sea of terrace housing, the sky are burnt orange
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
queerlil.tools
oh, so the joke _was_ funny! :D
a screenshot of my most recent post "woke alt universe where time (magazine) is as progressive as time (concept)" being liked and reposted within 48 seconds by a moot of mine
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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chat, meet molly!
molly (a small dog) staring at the camera as i stroke her neck more molly, this time be petting her head me stroking molly's belly, and her looking a lil scared molly looking down as i pet her back
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation!

(pls use alt text for accessibility reasons :3)
a three panel image. the first one is somebody lying down and it says "lie down". the second one says "try not to cry" and the person is moved from being in a foetal position with their back facing the left hand side to their back facing the right hand side and then the third panel says "cry a lot"
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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babe wake up new temp display name just dropped
screenshot of my profile, with the username being "🏳️‍⚧️natalie (drunk off eggnog)"
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
queerlil.tools
a strangely comforting experience, one post per refresh
a screenshot of the Followers tab in bluesky, which has only one post in it (from @sketchmaster.bsky.social)
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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NEW MERCH DAY!
does it go w my hair???

(yes oomf, i _do_ love u)

#heylog #merch #blue #hoodie #hair
a picture of me in a sky blue hoodie that says "i love you" embroidered three times. my blue hair is also visible along with my chipped black nail polish
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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common night owl w
a screenshot of a post by Kronos, Time Zone Labels (@khronos.world) for time zone qualifiers. the "early bird" post has only 428 likes, whereas the "night owl" post has 2,300 likes
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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damn, "am" is such a cool name for a girl
*animal crossing talking noise*
wait, she's a car?
an image of a 1973 trans am sd-455
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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she has an ✨etaaaaaaa✨
an image from royal mail saying that they've got my package and they're going to deliver it today between 10:10 and 14:10
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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the bio. the first post, the banner pic (redacted by me)

lol. lmao, even.
a screenshot of a redacted account on bluesky with the user display name of Aranon. their bio says "I wish the fucking shit ass mods would actually do something about all the nasty adult baby posts. tagging posts accurately needs to be mandatory." their first repost is a semi NSFW untagged post of a big pig male pig with big nips? and the banner picture is I don't know man a lion but like their pussies out? the handle follower and post count have been redacted by me in red. the NSFW parts of the images of a profile is sharing have also been redacted by me in black.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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🩵 @empathetic.computer
a screenshot of https://clearsky.app/queerlil.tools/lists, where she is part of @empathetic.computer's list "Good Beans" [https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o3icc2r4ccrit4inavtelmty/lists/3m63rtsm2oj2g]
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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can i just say that this future blows chunks sometimes
a screenshot of chatgpt, where i am asking it to summarize some ai waffle that my coworker send
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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wowie i got some feedback while drafting a post. how lovely 🥰
a screenshot of my notifications, currently sitting at 11
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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duality of (wo)man
two reposts by me: Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi [she/her] This reminded me that I made a horny alt several days ago but forgot about it. I just don't think I've got the brain cells to subdivide my life like this, especially considering how I personally consider my sex life to be incredibly important to my identity. untame amed feline @untamedfeline.bsky.social [Eaten (Grue)] And why shouldn't I? What's stopping me from making another alt besides this one, to more easily be another facet of self? What's stopping me from making MANY??? [gif of frodo "why shouldn't i" about to put on The One Ring]
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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the queries i need to write to keep an eye on my sub's internet activity (consentual) (she literally asked for it)
(making things (coding) is my love language)

(i hate tracking on the modern internet)
(and i don't want her auth tokens!)
output of the kaitilog.sh file: docker exec postgresql-db-1 psql -U postgres - c " SELECT created_at, uri FROM api.kaitilog WHERE created_at ≥ NOW() - INTERVAL '12 HOURS' AND uri ≠ 'https://www.google.com/blank.html' AND uri NOT LIKE '%tag_manager%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://www.googletagmanager.com/%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://imasdk.googleapis.com/js/%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://platform.twitter.com/embed/Tweet.html%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://www.youtube%.com/embed%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://accounts.%.com/%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://%.firebaseapp.com/__/auth%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://www.twitch.tv/login%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://challenges.cloudflare.com/%' AND uri NOT LIKE 'https://disqus.com/embed/comments%' ORDER BY created_at DESC;"
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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"sometimes the hardest goodbye is a block button"
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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meow :3
google translate of "awawawa miau :3" which translates to "meow meow :3"
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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chat, is this flirting?
a discord message from me: > natalie: but ur cuter obvs > figuratively goes without saying (she said it)
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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"and you will worship her"

s/he/she in the gif (sowwie!!!!)
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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a post that says 'Tired but I don't want to go to sleep for absolutely no reason. 35F"
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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✨bio update✨
a screenshot of my bluesky bio > 🏳️‍⚧️n(atalie) > @queerlil.tools > 165 followers 525 following 879 posts >> your 🖥️local(host) 👩‍💻hacker 🏳️‍⚧️trans-everything >> initial commit in '98, recently switched 📀genderOS >> uname n, realname ✨natalie✨ (either is acceptable) >> developing queerlil.tools on subdomains, try @define >> (formerly @natalie.on.computer) > (ℹ️ 9 labels have been placed on this account)
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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tfym red squiggle??
a screenshot of a zoomed in bluesky post in the editing stage, in which the #lgbtqia+ has a red squiggle underneath it, indicating that it has been spelled incorrectly
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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another #heylog merch post

(chat, does the 🩷pink hoodie go w my 💙blue hair?)
this is a picture of me! i'm in a pink hoodie, with the word heylog embroidered three times on it on the chest in purple. my blue hair is visible on the right hand side. my face is not visible.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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hehe she got the funny chatty award again!!

someday i'll get the 100 posts award!
a screenshot of the following post, with the "Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday" label applied to my account https://bsky.app/profile/queerlil.tools/post/3m74n376mds2a
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM