🏳️‍⚧️ n//atalie (under mistletoe 💋)
queerlil.tools
🏳️‍⚧️ n//atalie (under mistletoe 💋)
@queerlil.tools
ur 🖥️local(host) 👩‍💻hacker 🏳️‍⚧️trans_gender//-sexual//·human girlie
initial commit in '98, recently switched 📀genderOS
uname n, realname ✨natalie✨ (either is fine)
developing queerlil.tools on subdomains, try @define
(formerly @natalie.on.computer)
(🔞 srry)
Pinned
reposting now i have a few more followers, but hi i'm✨natalie✨!

i 💜 coding, sci-fi, vidya, science (general), art & photos, nature, and cats!!

trying to get my thoughts out there more, don't be surprised if, by following me, you get a stream of posts at 3am 😂😭

#promosky
marrying three girls with the same name in quick succession, so that one can say that one had $wifeName the first, $wifeName the second, and $wifeName the third
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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late night
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
THE SUN 🌞 NEVER SETS ON THE ~~BRITISH~~ NATALIE EMPIRE!!!
need a harem of submissive women in every single timezone so i always have someone to dote on me
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
need a harem of submissive women in every single timezone so i always have someone to dote on me
December 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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we don't all know how to code okay? is every human a neuroscientist? that's what i thought
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
babe, wake up, new jcs just dropped
How To Interrogate a Narcissist
YouTube video by JCS - Criminal Psychology
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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too gorgeous of a picture for me not to share it!

#sunrise #photography #scenic
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
reposting because these are such sick bars ngl
zagreus sits inside your head.
zagreus lives among the dead.
zagreus sees you in your bed.
and eats you when you're sleeping.

(you will get this deep cut one day)
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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extra spicy curry + rum i drank too fast = the best code, probably. the most sense-making code
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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i’m known as the arbiter of funniness
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
oh, so the joke _was_ funny! :D
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
woke alt universe where time (magazine) is as progressive as time (concept)
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
good song btw chat!
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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life is cool
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Apple could tell iPhone users very clearly to expect some slowness and heat for a couple days or so while a new iOS update is indexing & other housekeeping — but I can only assume they don't because those symptoms trigger more people to update their hardware.
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
repost if you are also a member of trantifa
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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[trans car joke]
damn, "am" is such a cool name for a girl
*animal crossing talking noise*
wait, she's a car?
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
chat, meet molly!
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Better than being rear ended by a ford probe
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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T-boned: getting dicked down by a trans woman so hard you crumple in half
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
someday i'm going to learn how to braid my hair

like i _can_ braid my hair, but not very well, and it looks kind of mid 😭
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
she hit it in her car, call that shit a t-bone
ohmygods i'm so sorry & i'm so glad you're okay!!

but i can't stop internally making some joke about getting "t-boned" 😂🥺
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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who up getting triggered over very minor things that they see
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM