JADE!!!
@physicssux.bsky.social
physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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Spongebob big gulp panzer tank
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Spongebob big gulp panzer tank
i actually had to bite my blanket just now imagine how bad that would’ve been if i was taking my prog this week
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
i actually had to bite my blanket just now imagine how bad that would’ve been if i was taking my prog this week
i think if i was president i would put a keysmash at the end of my first executive order
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i think if i was president i would put a keysmash at the end of my first executive order
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hiccup is a transsexual butch t4c lesbian
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
hiccup is a transsexual butch t4c lesbian
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ME: yeah... if you call that livin'
MY FRIEND VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: hey man seriously can you stop saying that
ME: honestly, no
MY FRIEND VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: hey man seriously can you stop saying that
ME: honestly, no
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
ME: yeah... if you call that livin'
MY FRIEND VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: hey man seriously can you stop saying that
ME: honestly, no
MY FRIEND VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: hey man seriously can you stop saying that
ME: honestly, no
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PEAR OF DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM
GOTTEM
i’m eating a delicious pear
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
PEAR OF DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM
GOTTEM
i’m eating a delicious pear
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i’m eating a delicious pear
i’m learning so much about foot fetishes from ripp’s reposts
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i’m learning so much about foot fetishes from ripp’s reposts
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i only remember the order of the colors on the trans flag because i made it in minecraft too many times and you gotta put the blue ring around the edge
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
i only remember the order of the colors on the trans flag because i made it in minecraft too many times and you gotta put the blue ring around the edge
just saw a passable ai commercial i’m killing myself 8 times
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
just saw a passable ai commercial i’m killing myself 8 times
do u think i would have to give up the ghost and tell my family im a girl if i got a haircut with bangs
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
do u think i would have to give up the ghost and tell my family im a girl if i got a haircut with bangs
i’m trying sooooooooooooo hard not to be vain and repost old photos with makeup 💔💔 maybe that haircut i want would make me feel better about it lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i’m trying sooooooooooooo hard not to be vain and repost old photos with makeup 💔💔 maybe that haircut i want would make me feel better about it lol
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i didnt realise it was pluribus and not plurbius i was imagining it as like morbius
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i didnt realise it was pluribus and not plurbius i was imagining it as like morbius
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they really went off when they invented chickpea pasta
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
they really went off when they invented chickpea pasta
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so down bad I'm getting murdered
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
so down bad I'm getting murdered
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if youre cold, theyre cold.
let that boymoder in!
let that boymoder in!
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
if youre cold, theyre cold.
let that boymoder in!
let that boymoder in!
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dudes i do not have the attention span for alchemy. if you don't put giant flashing magenta arrows on things i need to make other things i will not be making those things
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
dudes i do not have the attention span for alchemy. if you don't put giant flashing magenta arrows on things i need to make other things i will not be making those things
place hand directly in The Machine do not pass go do not collect $200
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
place hand directly in The Machine do not pass go do not collect $200
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live tweeting fucking your dad
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
live tweeting fucking your dad
drove my recently suspiciously republican aunt home and she said “oops! let me pause my phone” when tim pool popped up on apple carplay 😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
drove my recently suspiciously republican aunt home and she said “oops! let me pause my phone” when tim pool popped up on apple carplay 😭😭
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who amongst us hasnt platonically walked someone on a leash before
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
who amongst us hasnt platonically walked someone on a leash before
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spend 100 days with your cock in my ass then we'll talk
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
spend 100 days with your cock in my ass then we'll talk