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Cain Ruben-Meyer
@quietcrysis.bsky.social
Interdisciplinary artist- eclectic and ridiculous. Podcast Initiative Participant @friendshipfactory.bluesky.social

They/them/it/its.

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Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back!

TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆

🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Come on and slam, ponies! And welcome to our latest jam, Family Appreciation Week!

To kick things off, we've got a podcast episode just for our Friendship Factory Families! After all—what's a Family Appreciation Week but seven Family Appreciation Days in a row? — CE

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Zapping for Apples
Hi-diddly-ho, everypony! Welcome back to the factory, where we've got fantasy fruit and equine dementia on the docket! And, somehow, it turns out, the second setting loredrop episode in a row? This sh...
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December 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The thing I have learned through the stuff I do for the Friendship Factory is DaVinci Resolve is my beautiful wife and I will do anything she asks but Audacity is the evil rat that lives in my basement and if it starts asking me to "update" containment procedures need to go into effect
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Forgot to say anything yesterday anyway happy Hanukkah ft. # mypotatoes
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I would like to issue a retraction for this episode. In it i VERY firmly assert that Twilight's Flaming Friendship Heart doesn't look anything like the Kingdom Hearts logo but having gone over that footage like 100 times for our short video platforms i have to concede that it kinda does
Happy holidays! From me to you, please enjoy a special guest episode of the podcast initiative featuring @wearealexandra.bsky.social, here to offer their opinion on Hearth's Warming Eve!

The episode, that is. Not the holiday. But also the holiday, I guess. Enjoy! — CE

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The Fourth of Yule-y (feat. The Alexandrites)
Happy holidays, compadres! Over here, we're celebrating lame holidays like Christmas and Festivus, but you know what they celebrate over in Equestria? That's right, the founding of their nation! Which...
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December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Happy holidays! From me to you, please enjoy a special guest episode of the podcast initiative featuring @wearealexandra.bsky.social, here to offer their opinion on Hearth's Warming Eve!

The episode, that is. Not the holiday. But also the holiday, I guess. Enjoy! — CE

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The Fourth of Yule-y (feat. The Alexandrites)
Happy holidays, compadres! Over here, we're celebrating lame holidays like Christmas and Festivus, but you know what they celebrate over in Equestria? That's right, the founding of their nation! Which...
pnc.st
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Moonshot is proud to be the newest member of the Sunstone Studios family! We’ll see you tonight on moonshot.mov as we continue our pivot to all-video programming, but in the meantime, please enjoy this message from management!
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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REMINDER: please do not indicate that your dragon coworkers are pathologically inclined to greed. Such stereotypes can be so hurtful.

On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE

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The Secrets of My Dracopsychophysiology
Happy birthday to our favorite little dragon, Spikey Wikey! What's he getting this year? Robbed! And also puberty! Yeah we got another fucked one gang!! This week: "Secret of My Excess." If...
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December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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photosensitivity warning for the entire site but if you have not checked out corru you should. it is doing insane stuff i didn’t know you could make a website do (there’s a whole roguelike sim! and rpg combat!) and is one of the few games i will drop everything to go play an update of
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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wait fuck everything else i said about my goty, i forgot corru.observer episode 4 came out this year
corru.observer
ATTENTION::'mindspike logging active'
corru.observer
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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hey it's Theo I locked Canter and them out of the social media office. you guys need to listen to this episode it's insane Rarity is insane what the fuck

this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T

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The Talented Ms. Rarity
To be young and carefree amid the blue waters and idyllic landscape of sun-drenched Italy in the late 1950s; that's la dolce vita Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) craves- and Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law) leads....
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December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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REMEMBER: vigilantes may be banned on factory premises, but you can always be a hero for our shareholders!

This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE

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Ain't Miss Behaving
Oh no, a crisis in Ponyville! Several crises, in fact! A statistically unlikely number of them! Will Rainbow Dash be able to save the day, or will she be forced to learn a lesson about friendship and ...
pnc.st
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
PWHL remains the best ever
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I hope everypony has remembered to wish our amazing host @quietcrysis.bsky.social a very happy birthday!

For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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💿 EP RELEASE!! 💿

🎹 Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
🎸 Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)

By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay

OUT NOW

shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...
Do No Harm, by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, & Penny Parker
2 track album
shadolith.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Knight Miku:
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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And, to celebrate the occasion, we have the latest episode from our podcast initiative, a recap of "May the Best Pet Win!"

(That exclamation mark is from the episode's title, not me.)

(Not that I would hesitate to use one when talking about everypony's favorite show! :)))

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S2E6 - The Tortoise and the Mare
yes I am prouder of that title than I am of anything I've ever done in my life let me write for the next generation of MLP This week: "May the Best Pet Win!" And don't worry: it w...
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November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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this is a good episode
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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also hi if you've gotten this far without knowing what Bump In The Night is, it's my and Jeff Stormer's sandbox actual play about what if Batman had to deal with supernatural shit. it's on the @moonshotpods.bsky.social and @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social patreons (+ year one public feed soon)
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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So, uh. Canter's crying at her desk. Awkward because special guest @awfulworldkid.bsky.social was stopping by the office today. So uh.

Everypony go listen to the ep, I guess. It's supposed to be about cutie marks but they talked about time loops for like half an hour? — SB

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November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Hahaha wow! I can really see the family resemblance! And you all can see it too once you check in on today's episode, a recap of the ultimate episode in sisters' television: Sisterhooves Social! — CE

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S2E4 - If a Sisterhood Wore Traveling Pants Would They Wear Them Like This or Like This
Gamers, with apologies to Cain, it's time for another episode with their least favorite pony. Can Rarity and Sweetie Belle overcome their struggles to learn the true meaning of sisterhood? How mu...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Harry Potter is a mediocre, and honestly pretty poorly-written, series of young adult novels that enriches one of the most openly evil and transphobic people on the planet, who then uses that money to harms trans people.

Stop supporting it and her. Go read better books. Have some standards.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
reading the mustache. explains the card
reading the mustache explains the card
reading the mustache explains the card
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM