heathbird
@quixoticpress.bsky.social
queer chronically ill autistic amorphous blob
I never learned how to be funny on the internet
artist afterhours: instagram.com/jaysharps
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I never learned how to be funny on the internet
artist afterhours: instagram.com/jaysharps
they/them
🇨🇦
I've realized no escape plan will be fast, and that's such a huge bummer. that's always been a reoccurring problem in my life when I want to make a change, I want results NOW. but unfortunately life moves slow, and good plans take months to years.
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I've realized no escape plan will be fast, and that's such a huge bummer. that's always been a reoccurring problem in my life when I want to make a change, I want results NOW. but unfortunately life moves slow, and good plans take months to years.
it's raining & disgusting outside, which on top of like 3 solid weeks of overextending myself finally ending have made me the Mayor of Migraine City. going outside into the weather makes the migraines attack with excessive force. sitting here with the cat in my lap I suddenly go- I can smoke inside?
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
it's raining & disgusting outside, which on top of like 3 solid weeks of overextending myself finally ending have made me the Mayor of Migraine City. going outside into the weather makes the migraines attack with excessive force. sitting here with the cat in my lap I suddenly go- I can smoke inside?
I almost fell asleep in the MRI machine like 4 times during my brain scan but then it took me like an hour to get comfortable enough to fall asleep last night in my own bed. maybe I need a playlist of MRI sleep sounds. or to sleep in a coffin.
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I almost fell asleep in the MRI machine like 4 times during my brain scan but then it took me like an hour to get comfortable enough to fall asleep last night in my own bed. maybe I need a playlist of MRI sleep sounds. or to sleep in a coffin.
starting to think I should start a diary comic simply bc I don't remember anything that happens anymore. my memory is so terrible now I really feel like I need to start keeping a daily journal of what happened each day bc I'm really struggling to remember what happened this year? last week?
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
starting to think I should start a diary comic simply bc I don't remember anything that happens anymore. my memory is so terrible now I really feel like I need to start keeping a daily journal of what happened each day bc I'm really struggling to remember what happened this year? last week?
I think next christmas I might fake my own kidnapping or something. or like, that I've won an all inclusive vacation for one to a remote location with no cell service.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think next christmas I might fake my own kidnapping or something. or like, that I've won an all inclusive vacation for one to a remote location with no cell service.
tomorrow I have to both drive to the airport to drop off my father AND go to the hospital for an appointment to get an MRI, and it is still going to be a more relaxing day than any I suffered this entire holiday season. goodbye xmas, good riddance.
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
tomorrow I have to both drive to the airport to drop off my father AND go to the hospital for an appointment to get an MRI, and it is still going to be a more relaxing day than any I suffered this entire holiday season. goodbye xmas, good riddance.
I'm a 34 year old and somehow I still end up at the kids table while all the adults get to have grownup conversation. all because I'm the only one who's willing to sit beside the man who's losing his memory & function to a disease. you people suck. I'm so unbelievably angry.
December 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm a 34 year old and somehow I still end up at the kids table while all the adults get to have grownup conversation. all because I'm the only one who's willing to sit beside the man who's losing his memory & function to a disease. you people suck. I'm so unbelievably angry.
I actually feel strongly they should make phones with those paper screens. my eyes would feel significantly better using that to navigate the digital world if it wasn't so bright here.
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I actually feel strongly they should make phones with those paper screens. my eyes would feel significantly better using that to navigate the digital world if it wasn't so bright here.
debating buying a kobo because in the span of 24 hours of using my mother's ancient one I've read 1.5 graphic novels. it never dawned on me that you can also read those on there??? technology is amazing.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
debating buying a kobo because in the span of 24 hours of using my mother's ancient one I've read 1.5 graphic novels. it never dawned on me that you can also read those on there??? technology is amazing.
I told my family my tribunal date was May 27th and most of them went "well that's not bad, it could be worse, it could be July" and only one went "man, how do they expect people to survive" and I was like THANK YOU???
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I told my family my tribunal date was May 27th and most of them went "well that's not bad, it could be worse, it could be July" and only one went "man, how do they expect people to survive" and I was like THANK YOU???
no other presents are required, my brother got me a giant mimikyu plush from the pokemon centre. everyone else can go home. I don't need anything else.
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
no other presents are required, my brother got me a giant mimikyu plush from the pokemon centre. everyone else can go home. I don't need anything else.
my head hurts a lot & I'm like 80% sure it's bc today is the most time I've spent looking at my stupid phone in over a week, and like damn dude why you gotta be like that.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
my head hurts a lot & I'm like 80% sure it's bc today is the most time I've spent looking at my stupid phone in over a week, and like damn dude why you gotta be like that.
I really don't want to be an angry person. I want to be soft, loving, and full of light. I'm just so tired. I feel like a wounded animal just struggling to survive. a cat that hisses when you try to pet it because it's tail got slammed in a door & is in pain.
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I really don't want to be an angry person. I want to be soft, loving, and full of light. I'm just so tired. I feel like a wounded animal just struggling to survive. a cat that hisses when you try to pet it because it's tail got slammed in a door & is in pain.
just went on an angry rant about the move to my father & realized I'm actually so pissed off about it I was shaking while telling it. whooooops. will be avoiding that topic at Christmas dinner.
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
just went on an angry rant about the move to my father & realized I'm actually so pissed off about it I was shaking while telling it. whooooops. will be avoiding that topic at Christmas dinner.
once I have a shower and clean my room I think everything will be better. it also helps that I'm sitting outside with a fall jacket and I'm not bundled up with 3 layers of clothes, a winter jacket, and gloves on anymore. -25 in Alberta was getting old.
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
once I have a shower and clean my room I think everything will be better. it also helps that I'm sitting outside with a fall jacket and I'm not bundled up with 3 layers of clothes, a winter jacket, and gloves on anymore. -25 in Alberta was getting old.
much like the Grinch my heart is growing 3 sizes, but from a burning rage. that's the true Christmas Spirit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
much like the Grinch my heart is growing 3 sizes, but from a burning rage. that's the true Christmas Spirit.
my mother has also texted me 31 times since she dropped me off roughly 5 hours ago. I will be back there in less than 48 hours. please god.
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
my mother has also texted me 31 times since she dropped me off roughly 5 hours ago. I will be back there in less than 48 hours. please god.
am I incredibly sore bc my body can finally be at rest & it's just all hitting me now? or is it bc the weather is wetter here and my body is like, ohhh eww no thx? or probably both. probably both.
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
am I incredibly sore bc my body can finally be at rest & it's just all hitting me now? or is it bc the weather is wetter here and my body is like, ohhh eww no thx? or probably both. probably both.
I am so tired I could cry but we persist. laundry today while my mum gets her nails done bc her machine is less hard on my body, then back to my sweet kitty and a brief death, and then the family obligation train continues. I hate the holidays.
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I am so tired I could cry but we persist. laundry today while my mum gets her nails done bc her machine is less hard on my body, then back to my sweet kitty and a brief death, and then the family obligation train continues. I hate the holidays.
it's weird to realize why I became such a "I love my room" person when I moved out and got roommates. like fuck no I didn't want to sit in the livingroom, leave me alone. I finally got peace.
December 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it's weird to realize why I became such a "I love my room" person when I moved out and got roommates. like fuck no I didn't want to sit in the livingroom, leave me alone. I finally got peace.
maybe I stopped reading books long before the internet ruined my brain. I remember mostly devouring books really young at night, before lights out and continuing after by my night light. if my mum never let me hang out in my room by myself, when would I have had time to continue my reading habit?
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
maybe I stopped reading books long before the internet ruined my brain. I remember mostly devouring books really young at night, before lights out and continuing after by my night light. if my mum never let me hang out in my room by myself, when would I have had time to continue my reading habit?
get back to my mum's apartment and she goes "oh. were you going to sit up here? I was going to sit in the livingroom". girl. woman. we have been together nonstop for a week. are you serious right now. I have to come sit with you some more? I swear to god.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
get back to my mum's apartment and she goes "oh. were you going to sit up here? I was going to sit in the livingroom". girl. woman. we have been together nonstop for a week. are you serious right now. I have to come sit with you some more? I swear to god.
discovered they board 1st class BEFORE "pre-board & accessibility" on flights and like damn people really do wanna just use their money to feel like Kings who lorde over peasants who have less rights than them. fuck off.
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
discovered they board 1st class BEFORE "pre-board & accessibility" on flights and like damn people really do wanna just use their money to feel like Kings who lorde over peasants who have less rights than them. fuck off.
shopping anywhere with my mother all week can be summarized with a cycle of her going "oh, they have the ladies ones over here" and me going 😒
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
shopping anywhere with my mother all week can be summarized with a cycle of her going "oh, they have the ladies ones over here" and me going 😒
my everything hurts today. my mother said I didn't have to help today & like that better be real is all I'm saying. I better not get guilt tripped on that later. bc I'm not.
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
my everything hurts today. my mother said I didn't have to help today & like that better be real is all I'm saying. I better not get guilt tripped on that later. bc I'm not.