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If you're looking for horrors from helpdesk stories, info/cybersec retweets, dogs, gaming stuffs, and other random thoughts from my years of experience across having too many jobs - you're in the right place.
Fold a standard sticky note into an S & flatten it.
Open it up, draw long lines on the folds.
Fold it back to where it was, then in half.
Open, draw lines, refold.
Fold another in half, open, add short lines.
In the middle of all your lines, add shorter lines.
Then 1 more, but dots.
You have a 3" 📏
Open it up, draw long lines on the folds.
Fold it back to where it was, then in half.
Open, draw lines, refold.
Fold another in half, open, add short lines.
In the middle of all your lines, add shorter lines.
Then 1 more, but dots.
You have a 3" 📏
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fold a standard sticky note into an S & flatten it.
Open it up, draw long lines on the folds.
Fold it back to where it was, then in half.
Open, draw lines, refold.
Fold another in half, open, add short lines.
In the middle of all your lines, add shorter lines.
Then 1 more, but dots.
You have a 3" 📏
Open it up, draw long lines on the folds.
Fold it back to where it was, then in half.
Open, draw lines, refold.
Fold another in half, open, add short lines.
In the middle of all your lines, add shorter lines.
Then 1 more, but dots.
You have a 3" 📏
Just don't repost this and you're good
September 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just don't repost this and you're good
This is the primary plan at the moment, and maybe some tacos
September 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is the primary plan at the moment, and maybe some tacos
Not me encouraging work life balance in chat while "just watching TV" 6hrs before I clock in
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Not me encouraging work life balance in chat while "just watching TV" 6hrs before I clock in
I met a tomboy once.
Then I married that bitch.
And I love that bitch.
And she's a world champion.
Then I married that bitch.
And I love that bitch.
And she's a world champion.
September 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I met a tomboy once.
Then I married that bitch.
And I love that bitch.
And she's a world champion.
Then I married that bitch.
And I love that bitch.
And she's a world champion.
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
September 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Au revoir filthadelphia 👋
Off to sterilidephia 🛫
After "breakfast" of course
Off to sterilidephia 🛫
After "breakfast" of course
September 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Au revoir filthadelphia 👋
Off to sterilidephia 🛫
After "breakfast" of course
Off to sterilidephia 🛫
After "breakfast" of course
Allow me to introduce the nightmare fuel that is the Zero Turn Stand-On Flail Mower
(i assume it's called a "walk behind" because it's possibly deadly to stand on despite the adjustable "foot rest" platform)
(i assume it's called a "walk behind" because it's possibly deadly to stand on despite the adjustable "foot rest" platform)
September 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Allow me to introduce the nightmare fuel that is the Zero Turn Stand-On Flail Mower
(i assume it's called a "walk behind" because it's possibly deadly to stand on despite the adjustable "foot rest" platform)
(i assume it's called a "walk behind" because it's possibly deadly to stand on despite the adjustable "foot rest" platform)
Today's gonna be a good day
August 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Today's gonna be a good day
Always interesting to see how opinions change when money changes hands
August 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Always interesting to see how opinions change when money changes hands
Might be a hot take, but this is the absolute worst card in standard rn.
Transforms? ✅
Makes counters? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Makes tokens? ✅
Worse, copy tokens? ✅
Takes advantage of / contributed to recent sweeping global rule changes? ✅✅
Goofy non-keyword ability? ✅
Third-party IP? ✅
Transforms? ✅
Makes counters? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Makes tokens? ✅
Worse, copy tokens? ✅
Takes advantage of / contributed to recent sweeping global rule changes? ✅✅
Goofy non-keyword ability? ✅
Third-party IP? ✅
August 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Might be a hot take, but this is the absolute worst card in standard rn.
Transforms? ✅
Makes counters? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Makes tokens? ✅
Worse, copy tokens? ✅
Takes advantage of / contributed to recent sweeping global rule changes? ✅✅
Goofy non-keyword ability? ✅
Third-party IP? ✅
Transforms? ✅
Makes counters? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Makes tokens? ✅
Worse, copy tokens? ✅
Takes advantage of / contributed to recent sweeping global rule changes? ✅✅
Goofy non-keyword ability? ✅
Third-party IP? ✅
So mad they wouldn't let me swing.
Woulda been
Woulda been
July 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So mad they wouldn't let me swing.
Woulda been
Woulda been
Did I waste money on a pretty cardboard box to store my pretty cardboard boxes to store my pretty cardboard in?
Sadly, yes, yes I did.
And more sleeves than GD Old Navy
Sadly, yes, yes I did.
And more sleeves than GD Old Navy
July 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Did I waste money on a pretty cardboard box to store my pretty cardboard boxes to store my pretty cardboard in?
Sadly, yes, yes I did.
And more sleeves than GD Old Navy
Sadly, yes, yes I did.
And more sleeves than GD Old Navy
Judge my music choices & open to suggestions
July 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Judge my music choices & open to suggestions
This looks cool, but I don't understand why rockets get less eco-angry comments than hybrid racecars.
July 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This looks cool, but I don't understand why rockets get less eco-angry comments than hybrid racecars.
Do not destroy things!
Simply remove suspect antennas, confirm that they are only cores, and put them back.
Simply remove suspect antennas, confirm that they are only cores, and put them back.
July 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Do not destroy things!
Simply remove suspect antennas, confirm that they are only cores, and put them back.
Simply remove suspect antennas, confirm that they are only cores, and put them back.
