quiznos
@quiznos.bsky.social
If you're looking for horrors from helpdesk stories, info/cybersec retweets, dogs, gaming stuffs, and other random thoughts from my years of experience across having too many jobs - you're in the right place.
My Kingdom for a hotel that has a boo radleys, pat the bunny, ajj, mtn goats playlist instead of fucking Xmas music in the lobby
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My Kingdom for a hotel that has a boo radleys, pat the bunny, ajj, mtn goats playlist instead of fucking Xmas music in the lobby
Seeing the rate at which people use pleasantries when chatting with AI vs how they issue commands to *people* really does expose some(most) y'all
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Seeing the rate at which people use pleasantries when chatting with AI vs how they issue commands to *people* really does expose some(most) y'all
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December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
🔔 #BSidesPhilly mission is to share knowledge & insights with the cybersecurity 🛡️ community, & is pleased to announce our 2025 education partnership with our Bronze sponsor, #ModernSecurity. We are grateful for the gift of cybersecurity course📚 vouchers for our CTF winners!🏆
Been about a year since I've heard anyone mention it.
Who's still using/subbed to Kagi?
Who's still using/subbed to Kagi?
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Been about a year since I've heard anyone mention it.
Who's still using/subbed to Kagi?
Who's still using/subbed to Kagi?
Exactly the same question, as a developer.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Exactly the same question, as a developer.
I'm the program boy
I'M THE ONE WHO PRODS!
I'M THE ONE WHO PRODS!
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm the program boy
I'M THE ONE WHO PRODS!
I'M THE ONE WHO PRODS!
Imagine how much more f'd the timeline would be if Gideon had the same lack of accuracy as today's LLMs
Or worse, if Thawn created it?
Hrm... well... We do sort of have one of those already, don't we?
Or worse, if Thawn created it?
Hrm... well... We do sort of have one of those already, don't we?
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Imagine how much more f'd the timeline would be if Gideon had the same lack of accuracy as today's LLMs
Or worse, if Thawn created it?
Hrm... well... We do sort of have one of those already, don't we?
Or worse, if Thawn created it?
Hrm... well... We do sort of have one of those already, don't we?
Definitely for "cleaner looks"
and not to hide or obfuscate of all the query strings for tracking that Google embeds ?si=(characters)
and not so that Google can force everything through webview/chrome even if you opt not to visit or use a diff browser.
www.androidpolice.com/google-messa...
and not to hide or obfuscate of all the query strings for tracking that Google embeds ?si=(characters)
and not so that Google can force everything through webview/chrome even if you opt not to visit or use a diff browser.
www.androidpolice.com/google-messa...
Google Messages just changed how links appear in your messages
Cleaner previews with zero effort
www.androidpolice.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Definitely for "cleaner looks"
and not to hide or obfuscate of all the query strings for tracking that Google embeds ?si=(characters)
and not so that Google can force everything through webview/chrome even if you opt not to visit or use a diff browser.
www.androidpolice.com/google-messa...
and not to hide or obfuscate of all the query strings for tracking that Google embeds ?si=(characters)
and not so that Google can force everything through webview/chrome even if you opt not to visit or use a diff browser.
www.androidpolice.com/google-messa...
Boat boy was under Steel during Iron Triangle?
Wow, no way, much surprise, many coincidence
Wow, no way, much surprise, many coincidence
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Boat boy was under Steel during Iron Triangle?
Wow, no way, much surprise, many coincidence
Wow, no way, much surprise, many coincidence
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November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Remember when we were so good we started spelling it phootball?
Yeah... Dafuq happened‽
Yeah... Dafuq happened‽
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Remember when we were so good we started spelling it phootball?
Yeah... Dafuq happened‽
Yeah... Dafuq happened‽
Ok okay I know what you're all not thinking "When was the last time I cleaned out my dryer exhaust?"
Yeah, well, think that thought sometimes
Yeah, well, think that thought sometimes
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ok okay I know what you're all not thinking "When was the last time I cleaned out my dryer exhaust?"
Yeah, well, think that thought sometimes
Yeah, well, think that thought sometimes
Generally speaking I have a 0 strike tolerance policy for content from the bad site.
This is my only exception.
This is my only exception.
They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Generally speaking I have a 0 strike tolerance policy for content from the bad site.
This is my only exception.
This is my only exception.
Watching Idiocracy with the inlaws is not how I thought today would go. But it's a good way for today to have gone.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Watching Idiocracy with the inlaws is not how I thought today would go. But it's a good way for today to have gone.
Good. BAB exclusives were scalp-city BS.
Cacciatore has an extremely bad take on this.
www.polygon.com/mtg-buy-a-bo...
Cacciatore has an extremely bad take on this.
www.polygon.com/mtg-buy-a-bo...
Wizards ends 17-year-old MTG promo program in latest controversial move
Farewell, Buy-a-Box promos
www.polygon.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good. BAB exclusives were scalp-city BS.
Cacciatore has an extremely bad take on this.
www.polygon.com/mtg-buy-a-bo...
Cacciatore has an extremely bad take on this.
www.polygon.com/mtg-buy-a-bo...
Today we destroy birds; but tomorrow? Tomorrow, we destroy: da bears.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Today we destroy birds; but tomorrow? Tomorrow, we destroy: da bears.
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Thank you 🙏 for your support, Modern Security!
#BSidesPhilly
Thank you 🙏 for your support, Modern Security!
#BSidesPhilly
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Special shoutout to #ModernSecurity! As our 🎓 Education Partner, their support is integral to our mission. Visit modernsecurity.io to learn how they're making a difference in the cybersecurity community.
Thank you 🙏 for your support, Modern Security!
#BSidesPhilly
Thank you 🙏 for your support, Modern Security!
#BSidesPhilly
Welp, my code works.
It doesn't do the right thing, but it runs!
Time to celebrate the win 🥳
(It's important to celebrate the little things)
It doesn't do the right thing, but it runs!
Time to celebrate the win 🥳
(It's important to celebrate the little things)
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Welp, my code works.
It doesn't do the right thing, but it runs!
Time to celebrate the win 🥳
(It's important to celebrate the little things)
It doesn't do the right thing, but it runs!
Time to celebrate the win 🥳
(It's important to celebrate the little things)
I wouldn't drop him a dumpling
Can we make "I wouldn't sell him a pierogi" a thing people say?
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I wouldn't drop him a dumpling
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Maybe we can get Blue Man Group and Fatboy Slim to help calibrate the sound of the laser so it sounds cool.
Can you adjust the pitch, bass, and treble of that shit?
I could see a whole new genre of music growing out of this.
Can you adjust the pitch, bass, and treble of that shit?
I could see a whole new genre of music growing out of this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Maybe we can get Blue Man Group and Fatboy Slim to help calibrate the sound of the laser so it sounds cool.
Can you adjust the pitch, bass, and treble of that shit?
I could see a whole new genre of music growing out of this.
Can you adjust the pitch, bass, and treble of that shit?
I could see a whole new genre of music growing out of this.
It's working time
Shut the office door
And scream / at the top / of your lungs
It's working time
don't care if you go home
Cause your still. Stuck. Here.
Shut the office door
And scream / at the top / of your lungs
It's working time
don't care if you go home
Cause your still. Stuck. Here.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's working time
Shut the office door
And scream / at the top / of your lungs
It's working time
don't care if you go home
Cause your still. Stuck. Here.
Shut the office door
And scream / at the top / of your lungs
It's working time
don't care if you go home
Cause your still. Stuck. Here.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
This is actually a perfectly engineered safety feature.
If you can't turn off your cabin lights, you probably can't turn off your high beams, fog lights, or turn signals, and shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle.
If you can't turn off your cabin lights, you probably can't turn off your high beams, fog lights, or turn signals, and shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle.
Every car made today is an incredibly sophisticated computer on wheels. Really unfortunate that there is simply no solution to having it die because one (1) little overhead light was left on overnight.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is actually a perfectly engineered safety feature.
If you can't turn off your cabin lights, you probably can't turn off your high beams, fog lights, or turn signals, and shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle.
If you can't turn off your cabin lights, you probably can't turn off your high beams, fog lights, or turn signals, and shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle.
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺