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January 10, 2026 at 11:21 AM
bUT I mISs gOoDisOn 🥱
My 4 year old is absolutely Everton mad, so I’ve got him a ticket for the cup game on Saturday.
The only problem is he cries if we lose, or even concede. I get the feeling it’s going to be a long afternoon
The only problem is he cries if we lose, or even concede. I get the feeling it’s going to be a long afternoon
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
My 4 year old is absolutely Everton mad, so I’ve got him a ticket for the cup game on Saturday.
The only problem is he cries if we lose, or even concede. I get the feeling it’s going to be a long afternoon
The only problem is he cries if we lose, or even concede. I get the feeling it’s going to be a long afternoon
Ultimately who’s going to win? The multi billion pound global conglomerate with access to the best lawyers in the world? Or someone who owns a timber yard?
It’s a toughie.
It’s a toughie.
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Everton’s plans to host major outdoor events and concerts at their new dockland home have run into opposition.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Ultimately who’s going to win? The multi billion pound global conglomerate with access to the best lawyers in the world? Or someone who owns a timber yard?
It’s a toughie.
It’s a toughie.
Well, if you’d told me on Jan 1st we’d end the year in 8th I’d have snapped your hand off
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well, if you’d told me on Jan 1st we’d end the year in 8th I’d have snapped your hand off
We genuinely have the worst full back pairing on the pitch that I’ve ever seen.
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We genuinely have the worst full back pairing on the pitch that I’ve ever seen.
Patterson isn’t exactly seizing his chance in the first 10 mins
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Patterson isn’t exactly seizing his chance in the first 10 mins
Fuck is O’Brien doing there?
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fuck is O’Brien doing there?
So the Sunderland tickets are supposed to go on sale at 10. Now 10:01 and no link. Sort it out Everton
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
So the Sunderland tickets are supposed to go on sale at 10. Now 10:01 and no link. Sort it out Everton
My youngest asked me for a piece of paper, and I thought he was going to draw a picture.
Came back in with a sign saying “get in Everton” whilst singing Forever Everton. That’s my boy!
Came back in with a sign saying “get in Everton” whilst singing Forever Everton. That’s my boy!
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My youngest asked me for a piece of paper, and I thought he was going to draw a picture.
Came back in with a sign saying “get in Everton” whilst singing Forever Everton. That’s my boy!
Came back in with a sign saying “get in Everton” whilst singing Forever Everton. That’s my boy!
KDH ran that game. Outstanding display
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
KDH ran that game. Outstanding display
Tim suspended for Saturday. Every cloud I suppose
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Tim suspended for Saturday. Every cloud I suppose
If I was Moyes tomorrow I’d play Garner RB, drop KDH to an 8 next to Irobouenum, and play Charly in the 10. He won’t though.
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If I was Moyes tomorrow I’d play Garner RB, drop KDH to an 8 next to Irobouenum, and play Charly in the 10. He won’t though.
So, at Goodison I was around 4000 back on the ST list. I thought “that’s ok, we’re moving to a stadium with 13k extra seats” Didn’t get one.
Then at the start of this season i was around 1000 back. Now I’m 2,500. Make it make sense.
Then at the start of this season i was around 1000 back. Now I’m 2,500. Make it make sense.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So, at Goodison I was around 4000 back on the ST list. I thought “that’s ok, we’re moving to a stadium with 13k extra seats” Didn’t get one.
Then at the start of this season i was around 1000 back. Now I’m 2,500. Make it make sense.
Then at the start of this season i was around 1000 back. Now I’m 2,500. Make it make sense.
Email from Everton: “click the link to see your position on the waiting list”
Clicks it
Doesn’t work
Clicks it
Doesn’t work
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Email from Everton: “click the link to see your position on the waiting list”
Clicks it
Doesn’t work
Clicks it
Doesn’t work
Worst thing we can do in the second half is to defend deep. Need to stay going at them
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Worst thing we can do in the second half is to defend deep. Need to stay going at them
So I’m going to watch Foo Fighters at the Pit next summer. Do I need any injections or anything?
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So I’m going to watch Foo Fighters at the Pit next summer. Do I need any injections or anything?
I just drove past Thierno Barry. I waved at him but unsurprisingly he missed it…
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I just drove past Thierno Barry. I waved at him but unsurprisingly he missed it…
I’m amused at how much some of our fans are going mad at the HDS being used for the test.
Something I’ve never understood about our city is the rejection of every sport that isn’t football.
They might require a bit more thinking, but if they gave other sports a chance they might enjoy the
Something I’ve never understood about our city is the rejection of every sport that isn’t football.
They might require a bit more thinking, but if they gave other sports a chance they might enjoy the
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m amused at how much some of our fans are going mad at the HDS being used for the test.
Something I’ve never understood about our city is the rejection of every sport that isn’t football.
They might require a bit more thinking, but if they gave other sports a chance they might enjoy the
Something I’ve never understood about our city is the rejection of every sport that isn’t football.
They might require a bit more thinking, but if they gave other sports a chance they might enjoy the
Shot stopped 1 on 1 6 yards out.
Dixon: “Pickford just about does enough”
I’d love to bump in to him and find out what his problem is
Dixon: “Pickford just about does enough”
I’d love to bump in to him and find out what his problem is
October 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Shot stopped 1 on 1 6 yards out.
Dixon: “Pickford just about does enough”
I’d love to bump in to him and find out what his problem is
Dixon: “Pickford just about does enough”
I’d love to bump in to him and find out what his problem is
Just had lunch in Ainsdale with the missus, and as I was standing up I made eye contact with a bloke 2 tables away and immediately just started staring.
He nodded and went “hiya” and I went “alright Dunc”
So forever more that’s my story of when I met Duncan Ferguson 🤦🏻♂️
He nodded and went “hiya” and I went “alright Dunc”
So forever more that’s my story of when I met Duncan Ferguson 🤦🏻♂️
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just had lunch in Ainsdale with the missus, and as I was standing up I made eye contact with a bloke 2 tables away and immediately just started staring.
He nodded and went “hiya” and I went “alright Dunc”
So forever more that’s my story of when I met Duncan Ferguson 🤦🏻♂️
He nodded and went “hiya” and I went “alright Dunc”
So forever more that’s my story of when I met Duncan Ferguson 🤦🏻♂️
My 4 year old just shouted “how many times ref?!” after that Wharton foul and I couldn’t be prouder
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My 4 year old just shouted “how many times ref?!” after that Wharton foul and I couldn’t be prouder
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Man Utd are basically the kid who picked on you at school that became bloated and balding in adulthood, constantly gets belittled at work and desperately leaps from one failed relationship to the next since their marriage ended
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Man Utd are basically the kid who picked on you at school that became bloated and balding in adulthood, constantly gets belittled at work and desperately leaps from one failed relationship to the next since their marriage ended
I didn’t know Brentford came out to Into by the xx, belting tune
September 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I didn’t know Brentford came out to Into by the xx, belting tune
“Good old Virgil” fucking cunts
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“Good old Virgil” fucking cunts