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the feminine pristiq
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melbourne and chicago and bikes and nerd shit
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assimilating steadily into aussie culture
autocorrect iOS keyboard suggesting i replace “handjob” with “hand jobseeker”
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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that’s flagrant false advertising
Simpsons screenshot where Otto is outside a cookware store named Stoner’s Pot Palace looking incredibly disappointed and saying “that is flagrant false advertising”
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human. William Gibson
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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i love discord and am in no way taking psychic damage by using it
discord screenshot with the message “he ensconculated his worm interiorally and did a flubbulation internal-style”
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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i’m so confused but i’m definitely not going to travel to sydney for this
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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the cat is on her way
a black and white cat with a collar sits on a blanket at my knee while my hand reaches out to pet her
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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man, it’s a shame that i got blocked for this
paris marx post: it's good to have spaces where we can all come together but sometimes i wonder what a social media platform that excluded americans would be like reply by SpunkyByChance: Are that bad? I get the ignorant MAGA crowd but many of us are not the self centered boobs you think we are. reply from me: i mean, you're in his replies trying to do a special pleading, so it's not looking good for your level of self-centeredness
September 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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“neon colored dickies polos” in the TMNT logo style
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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“neuron activation” textbook diagram showing a monkey’s neurons being activated by watching another monkey eat a banana in a similar way to if he were actually eating the banana
September 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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love too exist in online queer spaces
lex profile, age 19. bio: “Hi everyone im a 20m and my wife is a 19f we are looking for a femboy or a trans or another bi or similqr female to join in on our fun. max age 25.” their avatar is “ Hi everyone im a 20m and my wife is a 20f we are looking for a femboy or a trans or another bi or similar female to join in on our fun. We are exploring and seeing whats out there we have no profile pictures due to privacy from our jobs however we are happy to share photos of us if we match and click. We wont be able to host max age of the person as 25 please.”
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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that's... certainly a post one can make in the video games forum, i guess
post from SomethingAwful user Jay Rust: "I'm gonna knowingly derail the thread by asking, what is so immoral about consensual adult incest between family members of the same generation? (User was put on probation for this post)
August 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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i was talking about these boxes, labeled barista oat milk
closeup of three white boxes of minor figures brand barista oat milk in the pile of formerly refrigerator-only boxes
July 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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achewood screenshot. man running down the stairs with speech bubble shouted at him “what do you think you’re running from? the disease is inside of you!” He is the son of a bitch who invented Comic Sans
July 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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come to Ocean in the next 45 min if you want a ass kicking or brownie
stern selfie on a boardwalk in front of a beach and, further out, the ocean
May 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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basically the same view on account of i’m directly next to lou
May 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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the BMW CE 04 electric scooter and its kitbashed Death Stranding aesthetic shouldn’t tempt me as much as it does
the angular, grey-and-orange BMW CE 04 resting on its side stand, looking for all the world like something out of a video game
April 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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tom walker completely rewrote a part of my brain
signage for the koko black chocolate store, which now reads as a demand for a chocolate from a gorilla
April 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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really padding the word count because the form wouldn’t accept “it’s balls”
Report photo How did this person violate our community guidelines? 12 characters minimum “it's balls and the start of a shaft”
April 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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bluesky is certainly a website
post from junlper with a screenshotted tweet claiming the FHA is giving up on paved roads, with twitter yser “maga mama patriot” replying “excellent”. therr are 332 replies. There’s a “view full thread” button and then Natalie Reed is replying to an unshown post with “Only psychopaths don’t like watching people masturbate?!?” i am at a bit of a loss as to how we got from point a to point b here
April 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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casually redirecting the conversation to how fuckable my grandmother is, like one does
It was actually partially inspired by real-life, according to a SongFacts interview with bassist and songwriter Adam Schlesinger: one of my best friends told me that he thought my grandmother was really hot, that added a little bit to the song. That’s a true story. And my grandmother was pretty hot.
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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found this redditor’s brother
reddit post on r/namenerds by user Cuck-Liger: Brother-in-law is insisting on naming my soon to be niece after his ADHD medication Vyvanse. He wants to name her Vyvanse. Talked with my sister and apparently he's been insistent upon this ever since they found out the sex. Apparently becoming medicated has saved his life or some bs, but like, do you really want to name a child after Vyvanse? Sister has said that she has tried to fight him on this and even tried talking to his mother about how the name could be indecent, but still he's insistent. Sister is due in about 4 weeks. IDK what the outcome is gonna be, just wanted to share this stuff with the world because like, wtf
April 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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victory alw fans like
achewood screenshot: “Daaamn! that answer could use some work!”
April 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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discord screenshot: “i have made two friends/hookups via grindr and gotten one very good power engineering textbook recommendation”
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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good hair day, but bad sleep night
selfie. i’m wearing a melbourne victory tee and my hair is wavy at the ends.
March 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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okay maybe i do need to watch my screen time, since I’m apparently on it 34 days per day
iOS “screen time” widget with a bar graph showing the hours from 8am to 2pm with 76 hours of screen time per hour
March 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM