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Sam & Max Shit the Road
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Sometimes a family is made up of hyperplanes
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Sometimes a family is made up of hyperplanes
i can only assume the melbourne renegades wbbl mascot is a force-femmed Mario
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i can only assume the melbourne renegades wbbl mascot is a force-femmed Mario
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bookseller: do you need help finding anything?
me: (looks at her, then over to the sign at the top of the section that says "self-help," then back over to her) i don't think that's allowed
me: (looks at her, then over to the sign at the top of the section that says "self-help," then back over to her) i don't think that's allowed
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
bookseller: do you need help finding anything?
me: (looks at her, then over to the sign at the top of the section that says "self-help," then back over to her) i don't think that's allowed
me: (looks at her, then over to the sign at the top of the section that says "self-help," then back over to her) i don't think that's allowed
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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this guide is truly indispensable for navigation the most picayune, tedious, & *locally important" part of the job of being an "informed voter"
As we work on our next judicial election guide, we want to hear from you: What should voters know about these attorneys and judges? If you recognize any of these names, send us your tips. buff.ly/DlOqYRA
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
this guide is truly indispensable for navigation the most picayune, tedious, & *locally important" part of the job of being an "informed voter"
henry kissinger is still dead
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
henry kissinger is still dead
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On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Riding the Autism Bicycle to Retraction Town
Does anyone *really* know their Factor Fexcectorn?
nobreakthroughs.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...
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Do you know a relatively well seasoned Community Manager looking for work?
Does this person like shit posting, understands charities, can corporate speak AND has experience in marketing technology? Probably not, but hey I'd take one or two of them?
Reach out! I am looking to hire someone soon.
Does this person like shit posting, understands charities, can corporate speak AND has experience in marketing technology? Probably not, but hey I'd take one or two of them?
Reach out! I am looking to hire someone soon.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Do you know a relatively well seasoned Community Manager looking for work?
Does this person like shit posting, understands charities, can corporate speak AND has experience in marketing technology? Probably not, but hey I'd take one or two of them?
Reach out! I am looking to hire someone soon.
Does this person like shit posting, understands charities, can corporate speak AND has experience in marketing technology? Probably not, but hey I'd take one or two of them?
Reach out! I am looking to hire someone soon.
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"so, where did you two meet?"
"in the shadow cast by a giantess fixated on a really compelling cheeseburger ☺️"
"oh, the giant burger woman! I've been meaning to try her, I'm so over the apps"
"in the shadow cast by a giantess fixated on a really compelling cheeseburger ☺️"
"oh, the giant burger woman! I've been meaning to try her, I'm so over the apps"
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"so, where did you two meet?"
"in the shadow cast by a giantess fixated on a really compelling cheeseburger ☺️"
"oh, the giant burger woman! I've been meaning to try her, I'm so over the apps"
"in the shadow cast by a giantess fixated on a really compelling cheeseburger ☺️"
"oh, the giant burger woman! I've been meaning to try her, I'm so over the apps"
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Congratulations (?) to the parlimentary inquiry into the live music industry titling their report “Am I Ever Gonna See You Live Again?” www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentar...
Am I Ever Gonna See You Live Again?
Report
www.aph.gov.au
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Congratulations (?) to the parlimentary inquiry into the live music industry titling their report “Am I Ever Gonna See You Live Again?” www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentar...
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VDLM2 Message From: N108DN / NW0997
Message: WE NEED A REDCOAT TO MEET A/C..2 PAXS IN 5C AND 5D..LAST NAME XXXX LEFT THEIR KIDS AT ATL AIRPORT HOME ALONE STYLE..KIDS ARE 10 AND 16
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N108DN
Area: Washington DC, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N108DN #NW0997
Message: WE NEED A REDCOAT TO MEET A/C..2 PAXS IN 5C AND 5D..LAST NAME XXXX LEFT THEIR KIDS AT ATL AIRPORT HOME ALONE STYLE..KIDS ARE 10 AND 16
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N108DN
Area: Washington DC, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N108DN #NW0997
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
VDLM2 Message From: N108DN / NW0997
Message: WE NEED A REDCOAT TO MEET A/C..2 PAXS IN 5C AND 5D..LAST NAME XXXX LEFT THEIR KIDS AT ATL AIRPORT HOME ALONE STYLE..KIDS ARE 10 AND 16
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N108DN
Area: Washington DC, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N108DN #NW0997
Message: WE NEED A REDCOAT TO MEET A/C..2 PAXS IN 5C AND 5D..LAST NAME XXXX LEFT THEIR KIDS AT ATL AIRPORT HOME ALONE STYLE..KIDS ARE 10 AND 16
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N108DN
Area: Washington DC, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N108DN #NW0997
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they're calling Ned Ludd the most vindicated man in all of human history
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
they're calling Ned Ludd the most vindicated man in all of human history
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"the existence of acid rain implies the existence of basic--" no it doesn't dipshitt. Nothing implies anything. Subtext is on hiatus. My inference gland has been milked dry. No signifiers smuggle meaning underneath their surface. I am a snailfish on an abyssal plain.
February 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"the existence of acid rain implies the existence of basic--" no it doesn't dipshitt. Nothing implies anything. Subtext is on hiatus. My inference gland has been milked dry. No signifiers smuggle meaning underneath their surface. I am a snailfish on an abyssal plain.
tag yourself i’m milk tank #3
ASN: AS3356 Level 3 Parent, LLC
Country: US
City: Gila Bend
State: Arizona
Scanned: 2025-05-06T20:19:36
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse#id/45651584
#vnc #infosec
Country: US
City: Gila Bend
State: Arizona
Scanned: 2025-05-06T20:19:36
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse#id/45651584
#vnc #infosec
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
tag yourself i’m milk tank #3
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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the most important less aaron rupar can learn is this.
you are not a journalist. you are a clip channel. no one could care less about anything you say unless it’s “here is what is in this video i am posting”
you are not a journalist. you are a clip channel. no one could care less about anything you say unless it’s “here is what is in this video i am posting”
straight up cannot fucking stand this guy who acts like people value his opinion on literally anything when he only has a following bc he’s good at clip farming
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the most important less aaron rupar can learn is this.
you are not a journalist. you are a clip channel. no one could care less about anything you say unless it’s “here is what is in this video i am posting”
you are not a journalist. you are a clip channel. no one could care less about anything you say unless it’s “here is what is in this video i am posting”
reading fern brady’s “strong female character” and feeling very weirdly seen
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
reading fern brady’s “strong female character” and feeling very weirdly seen
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My work keeps trying to make us wear clown shoes. They're going to track how often we wear clown shoes to try to encourage us to wear them more. sigh.
Is this platform still against wearing giant clown shoes or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My work keeps trying to make us wear clown shoes. They're going to track how often we wear clown shoes to try to encourage us to wear them more. sigh.
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this kid is going places. "english folklore" has the same syllables and stress pattern as "motherfucker", not to mention "folk" does the same labial-dental-fricative-to-velar-plosive thing that "fuck" does, and "lore" neatly takes the place of "-er."
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
this kid is going places. "english folklore" has the same syllables and stress pattern as "motherfucker", not to mention "folk" does the same labial-dental-fricative-to-velar-plosive thing that "fuck" does, and "lore" neatly takes the place of "-er."
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"Fix your hearts or die":
- passive
- allusion to eventual consequence
- instructs but does not motivate
"Fix your hearts or I'll kill you":
- direct
- clearly links immediate consequence
- not only instructs but presents immediate stakes on the parts of both the listener AND the speaker
- passive
- allusion to eventual consequence
- instructs but does not motivate
"Fix your hearts or I'll kill you":
- direct
- clearly links immediate consequence
- not only instructs but presents immediate stakes on the parts of both the listener AND the speaker
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Fix your hearts or die":
- passive
- allusion to eventual consequence
- instructs but does not motivate
"Fix your hearts or I'll kill you":
- direct
- clearly links immediate consequence
- not only instructs but presents immediate stakes on the parts of both the listener AND the speaker
- passive
- allusion to eventual consequence
- instructs but does not motivate
"Fix your hearts or I'll kill you":
- direct
- clearly links immediate consequence
- not only instructs but presents immediate stakes on the parts of both the listener AND the speaker
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
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cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
July 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
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Some of you may know that I curate a huge reading list if Palestinian fantasy, science fiction, and horror. It is not up to date… Please comment if you identify as Palestinian, or if you know of something that should be in the list! Please share for visibility. soniasulaiman.com/readpalestin...
Read Palestinian Speculative Fiction Reading List
The following is a growing reading list for the #ReadPalestinianSpecFic challenge. This is a work in progress to create a list of all available Palestinian speculative fiction. Novels: Novels by Na…
soniasulaiman.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Some of you may know that I curate a huge reading list if Palestinian fantasy, science fiction, and horror. It is not up to date… Please comment if you identify as Palestinian, or if you know of something that should be in the list! Please share for visibility. soniasulaiman.com/readpalestin...
my Space Navigator friend saw a sign that said Jesse Bennett Studio and panicked that it said Bene Gesserit Studio.
The Navigators are tiiiired
The Navigators are tiiiired
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my Space Navigator friend saw a sign that said Jesse Bennett Studio and panicked that it said Bene Gesserit Studio.
The Navigators are tiiiired
The Navigators are tiiiired