Roxy
@redrawnoxen.bsky.social
an iron glove, cast in velvet // library worker, baker, cartoonist, mother, model horse enthusiast
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
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This whole thing smacks of Gouda, yells my uncle, knocking over the charcuterie and turning Thanksgiving into Thanks for Nothing
one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This whole thing smacks of Gouda, yells my uncle, knocking over the charcuterie and turning Thanksgiving into Thanks for Nothing
I like dumb jokey petfinder names as much as anyone, but something very sinister about naming puppies Ozempic, Wegovy, and Jardiance
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I like dumb jokey petfinder names as much as anyone, but something very sinister about naming puppies Ozempic, Wegovy, and Jardiance
Birthday present euphoria ❤️❤️
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Birthday present euphoria ❤️❤️
I really hope some of the fancy dog show people watch Best in Show the way some bands will watch This is Spinal Tap on tour
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I really hope some of the fancy dog show people watch Best in Show the way some bands will watch This is Spinal Tap on tour
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Ppl I guess talk about Home (inbred murder hicks episode) being the scariest x file but to me it will always be the dumbest
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ppl I guess talk about Home (inbred murder hicks episode) being the scariest x file but to me it will always be the dumbest
Other than a minor piñata related injury to me, auroras 4th bday party was a huge success
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Other than a minor piñata related injury to me, auroras 4th bday party was a huge success
Let a thousand Royal Tampa Academies of Dramatic Tricks bloom
If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Let a thousand Royal Tampa Academies of Dramatic Tricks bloom
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They’re saying it more and more, there’s days when a lot of things happen
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They’re saying it more and more, there’s days when a lot of things happen
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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“Is Donald Trump in the big tent” - the greatest thread in the history of DSA forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Is Donald Trump in the big tent” - the greatest thread in the history of DSA forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Clearly we are dealing with a lesser class of scheming viziers these days
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Clearly we are dealing with a lesser class of scheming viziers these days
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
Give him front row seat at Phantom and grand marshal of Macy’s thanksgiving day parade and I think we can sew this whole thing up nicely
gotta remember that donald is surrounded by mutants with negative charisma every day so mamdani, another new york boy like himself, is like a breath of fresh air
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Give him front row seat at Phantom and grand marshal of Macy’s thanksgiving day parade and I think we can sew this whole thing up nicely
Operation Snowglobe astounding success
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Operation Snowglobe astounding success
Ok, looking for recs for a dog bed that is ACTUALLY easily washable
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ok, looking for recs for a dog bed that is ACTUALLY easily washable
The Crocodile Hunter movie is an incredible fever dream. Steve Irwin vs the CIA. Terri Irwin cannot act at all but is still extremely charming? It seems like a movie made for fun in someone’s backyard
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Crocodile Hunter movie is an incredible fever dream. Steve Irwin vs the CIA. Terri Irwin cannot act at all but is still extremely charming? It seems like a movie made for fun in someone’s backyard
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