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Roxy

@redrawnoxen.bsky.social

920 followers 460 following 2.3K posts

an iron glove, cast in velvet // library worker, baker, cartoonist, mother, model horse enthusiast

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 37m

Let her (me) cook!!!!!

Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 3h

They’re gonna make UF rename the road to the football stadium after Charlie Kirk and all the comments on the news article are furiously demanding it be named after Tim Tebow instead, lol

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 20h

Apparently Thoth rhymes with both and not with goth????

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fleebites @ seaquestriafest @fleebites.bsky.social · 23h

07oct - ‘found you’

(for ‘fucked up deertober’ by @ murderbeast on tumblr)

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 23h

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

Ok less terrible than I thought honestly

Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

Very excited to be developing ANCIENT EGYPT THEMED STORYTIME

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

Brb, gonna learn molecular gastronomy to realize a Vision

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francisco varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 1d

more of this - every democrat should start every single soundbite with "the president is senile and implicated in the crimes of jeffrey epstein; republicans are covering for him on both of these"

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Ruben Gallego on whether Trump is talking to Democrats:

“Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia, so I think there's a he's probably talking to himself, or think he's talking to a Democrat, but I sincerely doubt that that's actually he's actually physically talking to a Democrat.“

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

*because today was a mandatory all staff meeting at 8 and it’s my day to close so I have to stay until after 7 :p

Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

LARPing as a European today (3-hour lunch + nap)

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chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 1d

Twice

Scottish football headline after Caledonian Thistle trash Celtic - ‘Super Cali go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious’

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

It only happened once

New York Post headline “Beat the Meatles” about the Beatles doing sex stuff together

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

Making the tattoo artist furious by insisting on PATIENCE and FORTITUDE are perfectly acceptable knuckle tats

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

old shirt design for work :)

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

Snickle

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 1d

We’re doing Woke 2

merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

are they soft-launching female space marines

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 2d

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 2d

A Bluesky account you control has been racist against the mods and also AI. You have been damned to the Fifth Circle of Hell, the Wrathful and the Sullen, and you will be submerged in the River Styx

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · Dec 16

Beyonce: "oh Kanye asked if you could do a verse on his new track Monster"
Jay-Z: "this will be a wonderful chance to list all the monsters I know"

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 2d

It’s like a pressure wash for the mouth

Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 2d

Waterpiking the fuck outta my gums

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