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loarider.bsky.social
loarider
@loarider.bsky.social
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 37m
hmmmm bait content to drive engagement on a twitter cross-post account?...computer enhance
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 4h
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
violent alien @blipstress.bsky.social · 4h
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
this is nice tho
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4h
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
fred schneider voice:

bong thoughts beh bee
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
we're at "eagerly going to cvs so the pharm tech who always smiles is nice to me for 30 seconds so I can experience human kindness today" levels of bad day
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
yeah pretty much then
parochialnimrod.bsky.social
Bane Jirkin @parochialnimrod.bsky.social · 5h
The "lie": it's being shut down because people don't like that ceo jay follows transphobes

The truth: it's being shut down because people don't like that coo rose follows the transphobe and general bigotry org
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
there's a d&b next to a hot pot joint near me and thinking about that minimum $500 night out gives me cold sweats
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
ah, I was wondering if they got a notice from bsky devs that they had to shut it down or something. this seems way dumber!
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 4h
what happened there? I just saw that it was shutting down
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 6h
imagine going to your shift at the textile mill and you're just waiting for this dude to get his hand caught in a loom on camera
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comradeluanne.bsky.social
Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 6h
I grind day and night for this view….haters can head straight for the exit 😂😂✌️
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 6h
anybody buying one of these is definitely not fucking, so no worries there
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
A Spooky Goose @anarchygoose.bsky.social · 7h
Bluesky Staff: You can just do your own moderation!
Bluesky Staff: wait no not like that
for.shame.wtf
Follow Tracker @for.shame.wtf · 8h
This labeler will be shutting down. We will first be unlabeling everyone who is labeled and then will cease to operate. As the unlabeling operation will take an unknown amount of time, we are not setting a specific timeline other than as soon as possible.
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/
Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d
rfk jr with speech bubble
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 8h
oh HELL yes
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shitpostbot.com
ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 8h
A randomly generated meme
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 11h
did these people even read a single article on this lady before popping off lmao, it's all right there!
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 11h
the replies are so bad that they're ripping a hole in space time and 2008 is leaking through
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theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’
LOS ANGELES—Describing the mood in the clubhouse as eerie and ominous, several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers told reporters Tuesday they have become increasingly unnerved since Shohei Ohtani’s in...
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 11h
if you think someone saying "I would like to be alive, legally" is a purity test then it gives me great pleasure to tell you that you're an awful person
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 14h
hundred percent
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 14h
pop quiz: if you're looking at data that doesn't make any sense, what's the most likely answer the data doesn't make sense?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14h
> @mikezaccardi.bsky.social
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loarider.bsky.social
loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 1d
whippin shitties in orbital debris
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