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spookytown, USA @superhayo.bsky.social · Jun 5

you can look at the sky for free

Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 3h

That’s the kind of lie an insecure middle schooler tells other kids at lunch time to sound interesting. These people are psychotic

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 3h

Can someone go through all the replies and QTs for me to see who the hell this girlfriend is supposed to be. Like it’s probably a lie but did they arrest some random pink haired protestor in Chicago and decide to say this about her? Just what the fucking he’ll man it doesn’t make any sense

Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 12h

Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 4h

The rose garden more like shit garden

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 5h

I find trump to be robust and healthy and think he made the White House look good. Please don’t drone strike me

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · May 31

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 6h

I’m just happy I recently rejoined DSA and am a registered peace and freedom voter in CA and also am called comrade Luanne online. Fwiw every single thing I do is parody I am an & conservative republican. I joined DSA and PFP as an ironic own. RIP Charlie 💕

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 6h

Tell me about it

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 6h

Only fakes forget Santa Claus

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 6h

There’s a bridge near where I grew up called Dry Fork Bridge

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 6h

do you ever think about how fucked up of a town name French Lick is? and it's only about an hour drive from Floyds Knobs. like r u kidding me, Indiana

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 8h

I want to try the fizz free out of sick curiosity and self harm

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 11h

They’re all disgusting to me but I’m committed to trying every horrible flavor as an experiment and policy

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 11h

I grind day and night for this view….haters can head straight for the exit 😂😂✌️

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 13h

Her country singer husband shouldn’t flatter himself!

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 15h

She probably didn’t even get them bc she wears wigs

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 13h

Does your phone not have autocorrect

lekato.bsky.social @lekato.bsky.social · 15h

Yawn....
The world is on fire and you are slinging shit at a celebrity going through a seperation......

Yawn again

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 15h

Nicole Kidman didnt get bangs bc she filed for divorce and is serving divorcee cunt, she got bangs bc her a plastic surgery looks insane and she is trying to soften the edges of her uncanny plastic android skin. It’s so obviously Am I taking crazy pills

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 1d

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 1d

Accusing dolly parton haters of hating teen girls is more relevant. Taylor who?

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t mean to tell on myself but this is extremely dire and a sign of the times lol

Here's some bragging rights,
Your credit score is 18 points higher than your age group —way to be a trailblazer
for smart financial choices!

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Mrs. Kleinschmidt @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 1d

My students guess Taylor swift on extra credit questions bc they associate her with millennials so. We keep catching strays as a generation is all I’ll say