Globalize the Empanada
@raaatbird.bsky.social
Took a dna test
Turns out
I’m a hundred percent
RaaatBird
Turns out
I’m a hundred percent
RaaatBird
I want the rant. Had no idea there was any difference.
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I want the rant. Had no idea there was any difference.
Podiatrists coming into the chat swinging
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Podiatrists coming into the chat swinging
Came to recommend this camelbak sqeezy one too
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Came to recommend this camelbak sqeezy one too
Need to add that cities are, per capita, magnitudes better for the environment than rural/suburban sprawl
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Need to add that cities are, per capita, magnitudes better for the environment than rural/suburban sprawl
See you in Valhalla 🫡
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
See you in Valhalla 🫡
Second 🥺 I actually love that movie and am rethinking my life choices over this thread
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Second 🥺 I actually love that movie and am rethinking my life choices over this thread
I know your point is correct and very serious… but I now have stuck in my head
🎶
They built cop city
They built cop city on Paww Paaa-trol
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🎶
They built cop city
They built cop city on Paww Paaa-trol
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December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know your point is correct and very serious… but I now have stuck in my head
🎶
They built cop city
They built cop city on Paww Paaa-trol
🎶
🎶
They built cop city
They built cop city on Paww Paaa-trol
🎶
Raise hell, praise Dale
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Raise hell, praise Dale
Reposted by Globalize the Empanada
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
god, inject that straight into my veins baby
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
god, inject that straight into my veins baby
As soon as i read elderly lady i knew your post would be about the “help I’ve fallen and i can’t get up” WHAT WAS WRONG WITH US KIDS
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
As soon as i read elderly lady i knew your post would be about the “help I’ve fallen and i can’t get up” WHAT WAS WRONG WITH US KIDS
That’s mine too. I’m sure a hybrid titanic/armageddon/war is nothing to be concerned about
December 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That’s mine too. I’m sure a hybrid titanic/armageddon/war is nothing to be concerned about
@tommysiegel.bsky.social extremely sexy birds
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@tommysiegel.bsky.social extremely sexy birds
Helped my kiddo make snickerdoodles last night for school and those were my breakfast as well
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Helped my kiddo make snickerdoodles last night for school and those were my breakfast as well
Twinsies! See you at the airport
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December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Twinsies! See you at the airport
🤜✨🤛
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Ooh this is a deep cut. Noice.
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ooh this is a deep cut. Noice.
Came across that comment in the wild among all the other shitlib takes and felt sick at how many (what I thought were) retweets it had… Relieved to now see they were quote tweets instead. Balance restored.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Came across that comment in the wild among all the other shitlib takes and felt sick at how many (what I thought were) retweets it had… Relieved to now see they were quote tweets instead. Balance restored.
not a single person involved in this production did track in high school and it shows
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
not a single person involved in this production did track in high school and it shows
tried the pop rocks kind for the first time last year—sooo good
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
tried the pop rocks kind for the first time last year—sooo good