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Took a dna test
Turns out
I’m a hundred percent
RaaatBird
Turns out
I’m a hundred percent
RaaatBird
His musket fire speech (rightfully) getting all the attention today. But I remember feeling so unsettled as a TBM to hear him literally *yelling* in conference about how true the book of mormon is
I don’t really remember the eloquence or, really, the benevolence.
LDS apostle Jeffrey Holland, whose eloquence was exceeded only by his benevolence, dies at 85
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
His musket fire speech (rightfully) getting all the attention today. But I remember feeling so unsettled as a TBM to hear him literally *yelling* in conference about how true the book of mormon is
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The answer to “not everyone has the time to be an artist,” isn’t AI. The answer to “not everyone has time to be an artist” is communism.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The answer to “not everyone has the time to be an artist,” isn’t AI. The answer to “not everyone has time to be an artist” is communism.
I’m choosing to believe it’s the kind of customer service chat where the worker can read as you’re typing even before you hit send
almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m choosing to believe it’s the kind of customer service chat where the worker can read as you’re typing even before you hit send
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Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Ar-i-zon-a 👏—👏—👏👏👏
🔗: https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts-culture/phoenix-is-home-to-most-socially-awkward-young-people-in-u-s-40628138/
Generation Z is frequently viewed as the most awkward generation for an infamous dearth of social skills and living deeply in the digital world.
Generation Z is frequently viewed as the most awkward generation for an infamous dearth of social skills and living deeply in the digital world.
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ar-i-zon-a 👏—👏—👏👏👏
I actually taught my children about it this year, didn’t realize you were the author!
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I actually taught my children about it this year, didn’t realize you were the author!
BREAKING: local libraries, elementary schools also on track to post net loss this year
Why aren’t our government services turning a profit?? The people need answers!
Why aren’t our government services turning a profit?? The people need answers!
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BREAKING: local libraries, elementary schools also on track to post net loss this year
Why aren’t our government services turning a profit?? The people need answers!
Why aren’t our government services turning a profit?? The people need answers!
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chick-fil-a cow is totally not racist BUT
we all know where the chick-fil-a cow was on jan 6
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
chick-fil-a cow is totally not racist BUT
It’s called the velocity of money and it’s the same reason Covid stimulus checks led to multiple dollars of economic value for every one dollar provided
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It’s called the velocity of money and it’s the same reason Covid stimulus checks led to multiple dollars of economic value for every one dollar provided
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On this day in 1793, following her conviction for treason, French Queen Marie Antoinette, wife of Louis XVI, was beheaded on the Place de la Revolution in Paris.
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign
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This heartfelt and meaningful statement by Portland resident and author Cristina Breshears on another social media platform bears reposting here. I don't think the intent is to idealize Portland but to remind all of us what is important and why. (Posted here with permission.)
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This heartfelt and meaningful statement by Portland resident and author Cristina Breshears on another social media platform bears reposting here. I don't think the intent is to idealize Portland but to remind all of us what is important and why. (Posted here with permission.)
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Don't forget that your homeless neighbors, the people living in the streets & out of their cars around you that you see every day, are part of your real world community.
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Don't forget that your homeless neighbors, the people living in the streets & out of their cars around you that you see every day, are part of your real world community.
Ooh ooh, thought of a better 4-word horror story for the lawyers:
“Pro se sovereign citizen“
“Pro se sovereign citizen“
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand
“Supreme Court granted cert”
“Supreme Court granted cert”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand
“papers in IEEE format”
“papers in IEEE format”
October 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ooh ooh, thought of a better 4-word horror story for the lawyers:
“Pro se sovereign citizen“
“Pro se sovereign citizen“
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand
“Supreme Court granted cert”
“Supreme Court granted cert”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand
“papers in IEEE format”
“papers in IEEE format”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"Mixed inclusion ratio trust"
"Mixed inclusion ratio trust"
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand
“Supreme Court granted cert”
“Supreme Court granted cert”
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"portland uses plywood for windows" factoid actualy just statistical error. average portlander uses 0 plywood for windows. Downtown Property Owner Dave who has only used plywood on his properties that he kept empty since COVID is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"portland uses plywood for windows" factoid actualy just statistical error. average portlander uses 0 plywood for windows. Downtown Property Owner Dave who has only used plywood on his properties that he kept empty since COVID is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Exactly this, on the Klein/Coates debate:
"I think it is an indictment of intentions of those who seek to draw the boundaries of discourse so that they maintain peace with those waging war, instead of working to establish peace for the first time on behalf those against whom war is being waged."
"I think it is an indictment of intentions of those who seek to draw the boundaries of discourse so that they maintain peace with those waging war, instead of working to establish peace for the first time on behalf those against whom war is being waged."
I wrote about why the regrettable conclusions of Ezra Klein pissed me off so badly in the last couple weeks.
On moral cowardice in an era that calls for clarity, and a popular political instinct to try to solve divisions of abuse by ignoring causes. www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...
On moral cowardice in an era that calls for clarity, and a popular political instinct to try to solve divisions of abuse by ignoring causes. www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...
Eventually You're Going to Have to Stand for Something
On accepting the fascist offer and being better than Ezra.
www.the-reframe.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Exactly this, on the Klein/Coates debate:
"I think it is an indictment of intentions of those who seek to draw the boundaries of discourse so that they maintain peace with those waging war, instead of working to establish peace for the first time on behalf those against whom war is being waged."
"I think it is an indictment of intentions of those who seek to draw the boundaries of discourse so that they maintain peace with those waging war, instead of working to establish peace for the first time on behalf those against whom war is being waged."
Guessing it was the son she liked and not the one she tried to abandon to get out of paying child support for 😬
September 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Guessing it was the son she liked and not the one she tried to abandon to get out of paying child support for 😬
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in this troubling time, i think we need another profile of the natalist couple that looks like twins
June 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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