rabbit cavern
rabbitcavern.bsky.social
rabbit cavern
@rabbitcavern.bsky.social
i write bad jokes and good trivia

https://rabbitcavern.substack.com/
new post on delinquent animals
Animals that shouldn't be able to do that
has nature gone too far?
rabbitcavern.substack.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
June 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
line goes down actually
April 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
wirecutter please i can only take so many hidden iphone tips
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
he's not wrong that the bag has different things in it, my groceries are almost always like that
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by rabbit cavern
If I ever need to filibuster something I'm gonna start with:

"Not so much a question, but a comment..."
April 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
co-star tells me "it's time to get messy" so anyway i'll be live-tweeting my next asthma attack, keep an eye out for that
March 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
good afternoon target shoppers, we're having a sale on embryonic stem cells. find them in the frozen aisle next to the vegan chicken nuggets
March 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
more like flask of amontillado am i right
- me getting drunk at the louvre
March 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
sorry i didnt respond to your text, i was watching severance at 2x speed in reverse to see if ben stiller was trying to send me any hidden messages
March 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Feel like nobody’s been talking about this group chat thing? What is signal?
March 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
cool thing about the law not being a thing anymore means i can get as much gas as i want
March 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
making so many memories with my fellow civilians on blue sky dotcom
March 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
honored and esteemed to be a small unimportant part of the endless content machine on blue sky dotcom
March 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
on the bright side i havent LOST any followers yet
March 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
buddy, you HAVE to understand that the people of greenland fuuuuuucking hate you

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
JD Vance says Denmark ‘has not done a good job by the people of Greenland’ – Europe live
US vice-president says Denmark has not ‘kept Greenland safe’ and this is why ‘President Trump’s policy is what it is’
www.theguardian.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
that chat “had OPSEC” like i “had no intention of housing an entire sleeve of ritz crackers in one sitting”
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by rabbit cavern
em dash is the millennial ellipsis
March 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
never once have i had even most of my scruples about me
March 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ok thats enough shitposting for the hour
March 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
love how it's "bluesky" even when its literally cloudy outside. i value consistency above all else
March 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
uhhhhhmm
March 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM