Thank you!

Dems always chicken out on nominating actually good candidates w/ the sole consideration being "but what will the Republicans think?" We ought to take a second to think, when have the Rs ever given a shit about what we think of their candidates? They vote for who they want and we should do the same.

i also think anything stop-motion is just absolutely mesmerizing to anyone who's high (source: me)

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misread this as "shrunken schoolchildren" and got really excited for a second

elderberry

idk im seeing a lot of semiconductors on that mountain

russia is really racking up the Ws this century, you gotta hand it to em

im so tired of all this winning

thanks for the tweet chuck

ngl sounds like a lot

eyes have never been m;ore pinker

oh my god you werent kidding with the two asterisks on either side of literally holy shit

didnt even like groceries all that much in the first place so nbd
-trump supporters, probably

did you mean conga? like the dance?

what is a congress?

either way i assume it is the Radical Left's fault