I’d like to think that my emails to his office helped.

Chapter 5: That Comet Was Made of Salt???

It's a goddamned shame that two people had to die literally for the Senate to slouch towards any action in defense of our way of life.

"So, besides the murder, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?"

I'm sorry for the loss from both your families.

This was incredibly stressful just to watch. Her bravery is astounding.

Perhaps create a sigil in lieu of a title?

This would make a lovely Dr Seuss book.

More asbestos, more asbestos!

Maybe she's born with it? Who knows. Long live, Maybelline!

That looks a lot like Trogdor!!!!!

Our two dogs report on the weather: no walks, thanks. Too cold. Fuck that.

This spot sits just east of Holland, my hometown. I used to drive this route a lot. The lake effect whiteouts would appear like walls in the distance. Inside was blinding whether day or night. I remember the routine: flipping on the hazard lights, driving white knuckled, and praying until Exit 55.

I was waiting for point #8. :D