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Catching your old boss watching Christmas themed porn will really ruin the holiday for you
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Catching your old boss watching Christmas themed porn will really ruin the holiday for you
To whoever owns the restaurant I just ate at that makes Lo mein with spaghetti noodles, I hope your dryer never fully drys your clothes.
August 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
To whoever owns the restaurant I just ate at that makes Lo mein with spaghetti noodles, I hope your dryer never fully drys your clothes.
Naired my balls but kept full bush. Like a skullet but it’s my genitalia.
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Naired my balls but kept full bush. Like a skullet but it’s my genitalia.
Found a dead bird in my pool and I immediately got sad but also jealous. When will I get to have my girl in red moment😩
August 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Found a dead bird in my pool and I immediately got sad but also jealous. When will I get to have my girl in red moment😩
Anyways, my new serotonin boost is the moment I click on a box for a Labubu on Pop Mart and actually get one. I might not even buy it, it’s just the rush of the opportunity to buy one that gets me.
July 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Anyways, my new serotonin boost is the moment I click on a box for a Labubu on Pop Mart and actually get one. I might not even buy it, it’s just the rush of the opportunity to buy one that gets me.
Sober… it’s world war 3 and you’re telling me to be sober. I haven’t even got a Labubu yet
June 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sober… it’s world war 3 and you’re telling me to be sober. I haven’t even got a Labubu yet
I either love with my whole heart or hate with my entire being. There is no in between.
December 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I either love with my whole heart or hate with my entire being. There is no in between.
Accepting things for as they are, not complaining or worrying about things that are out of my control, and looking for the best in everything. Also stool softeners make shit a little easier
December 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Accepting things for as they are, not complaining or worrying about things that are out of my control, and looking for the best in everything. Also stool softeners make shit a little easier
Me when bae keeps trying to put his dick away
November 27, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Me when bae keeps trying to put his dick away
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Y’all better not be shit talking in the lords parking lot. I see you Mary Beth
November 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Y’all better not be shit talking in the lords parking lot. I see you Mary Beth
Forgot I took a delta-9 gummy and had a few shots of vodka.
November 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Forgot I took a delta-9 gummy and had a few shots of vodka.
The cigarette you’ll need
November 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The cigarette you’ll need
Living in the trailer park, you don’t need tv. Just step outside with a cigarette and you can hear all the drama
November 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Living in the trailer park, you don’t need tv. Just step outside with a cigarette and you can hear all the drama
I asked my dealer if they could snag some ozempic for me and he shot me
November 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I asked my dealer if they could snag some ozempic for me and he shot me
Don’t talk to me until I have had my hour morning go with my bidet
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Don’t talk to me until I have had my hour morning go with my bidet
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How I feel on here not seeing someone lose their life every few posts
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM
How I feel on here not seeing someone lose their life every few posts
What I’d keep in my primordial twink pouch if I had one
November 17, 2024 at 10:54 PM
What I’d keep in my primordial twink pouch if I had one
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The lead supervisor of the ass distribution factory
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
The lead supervisor of the ass distribution factory
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Swallowing a load would fix me rn
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Swallowing a load would fix me rn
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BlueSky feels like the end of Mean Girls… Finally Girl World was at peace ☺️
November 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM
BlueSky feels like the end of Mean Girls… Finally Girl World was at peace ☺️