Rachel Parris
@rachelparris.bsky.social
Comedy, Music, Improv, Writing.
Latest book “Introducing Mrs Collins” out Nov 6 / available to pre-order now
Latest book “Introducing Mrs Collins” out Nov 6 / available to pre-order now
Ever feel like AI is trying to gaslight you?
“There is no such book, Rachel. It never existed. No, no don’t look down, don’t look at the search results just listen to me. YOU NEVER WROTE A BOOK AND ALSO YOU WERE IN THE MIGHTY BOOSH”
“There is no such book, Rachel. It never existed. No, no don’t look down, don’t look at the search results just listen to me. YOU NEVER WROTE A BOOK AND ALSO YOU WERE IN THE MIGHTY BOOSH”
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ever feel like AI is trying to gaslight you?
“There is no such book, Rachel. It never existed. No, no don’t look down, don’t look at the search results just listen to me. YOU NEVER WROTE A BOOK AND ALSO YOU WERE IN THE MIGHTY BOOSH”
“There is no such book, Rachel. It never existed. No, no don’t look down, don’t look at the search results just listen to me. YOU NEVER WROTE A BOOK AND ALSO YOU WERE IN THE MIGHTY BOOSH”
I’m in PETWORTH tonight chatting about Jane Austen and my book. If you live nearby, come!
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m in PETWORTH tonight chatting about Jane Austen and my book. If you live nearby, come!
See what people are saying about Introducing Mrs Collins… and then order it!! Signed and dedicated, if you like! Perfect Christmas present for the book-lover in your life! backstory.london/products/int...
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
See what people are saying about Introducing Mrs Collins… and then order it!! Signed and dedicated, if you like! Perfect Christmas present for the book-lover in your life! backstory.london/products/int...
Not long until my novel, Introducing Mrs Collins, is out! Nov 6th, but you can pre-order now via link in my bio. It’s all about what happens to Charlotte Lucas in P&P, after her engagement to Mr Collins, and whether perhaps she might find herself to be romantic after all…
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not long until my novel, Introducing Mrs Collins, is out! Nov 6th, but you can pre-order now via link in my bio. It’s all about what happens to Charlotte Lucas in P&P, after her engagement to Mr Collins, and whether perhaps she might find herself to be romantic after all…
Me after three shaves;
July 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me after three shaves;
Some exciting news…!
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
June 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some exciting news…!
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
Went to see The Ballad of Wallis Island yesterday and it is a truly beautiful film. So very funny and so very moving. Cannot recommend enough.
June 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Went to see The Ballad of Wallis Island yesterday and it is a truly beautiful film. So very funny and so very moving. Cannot recommend enough.
We now have GUEST episodes on our podcast #HowWasItForYou and our first is the superlative @5teviem.bsky.social !! Check her ep out now wherever you get your pods. Content warning: Strong opinions on Flowers and Pigeons
June 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We now have GUEST episodes on our podcast #HowWasItForYou and our first is the superlative @5teviem.bsky.social !! Check her ep out now wherever you get your pods. Content warning: Strong opinions on Flowers and Pigeons
“AI, everyone! AI.” *applauds while giving a nod of respect*
April 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“AI, everyone! AI.” *applauds while giving a nod of respect*
The algorithm knows I’ve recently been to the Peak District and that I’m a Jane Austen fan but if it knew me that little bit better it’d know that I don’t need a guide to this subject!
April 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The algorithm knows I’ve recently been to the Peak District and that I’m a Jane Austen fan but if it knew me that little bit better it’d know that I don’t need a guide to this subject!
Facebook marketplace isn’t like it used to be.
April 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Facebook marketplace isn’t like it used to be.
I got to sit at this!!
April 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I got to sit at this!!
Me in the National Security Team Group Chat
March 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me in the National Security Team Group Chat
“More babies” is not a pro-family stance.
The abortion ban is a death sentence for many women, who are now being abandoned while miscarrying; untreated miscarriages, still-births and complications means women die. It has already begun.
Is that pro-family?
#PorshaNgumezi 1/2
The abortion ban is a death sentence for many women, who are now being abandoned while miscarrying; untreated miscarriages, still-births and complications means women die. It has already begun.
Is that pro-family?
#PorshaNgumezi 1/2
February 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“More babies” is not a pro-family stance.
The abortion ban is a death sentence for many women, who are now being abandoned while miscarrying; untreated miscarriages, still-births and complications means women die. It has already begun.
Is that pro-family?
#PorshaNgumezi 1/2
The abortion ban is a death sentence for many women, who are now being abandoned while miscarrying; untreated miscarriages, still-births and complications means women die. It has already begun.
Is that pro-family?
#PorshaNgumezi 1/2
If they made Bond a woman, but they still get it wrong. #JamesBond #Bondtheme
Don’t forget to check out my show (including the full song of this) on @itvxofficial.bsky.social and @nextupcomedy.com
Don’t forget to check out my show (including the full song of this) on @itvxofficial.bsky.social and @nextupcomedy.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If they made Bond a woman, but they still get it wrong. #JamesBond #Bondtheme
Don’t forget to check out my show (including the full song of this) on @itvxofficial.bsky.social and @nextupcomedy.com
Don’t forget to check out my show (including the full song of this) on @itvxofficial.bsky.social and @nextupcomedy.com
“Sometimes it gives you a spur to do your taxes” #HowWasitForYou is out now wherever you get your pods. @marcusbrig.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Sometimes it gives you a spur to do your taxes” #HowWasitForYou is out now wherever you get your pods. @marcusbrig.bsky.social
I’m playing with the legendary Comedy Store Players tonight in their Christmas show!! Come on down to the @comedystoreuk.bsky.social in Piccadilly! 7pm!
@comedystoreuk.bsky.social @comedystoreplayers.com
@comedystoreuk.bsky.social @comedystoreplayers.com
December 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I’m playing with the legendary Comedy Store Players tonight in their Christmas show!! Come on down to the @comedystoreuk.bsky.social in Piccadilly! 7pm!
@comedystoreuk.bsky.social @comedystoreplayers.com
@comedystoreuk.bsky.social @comedystoreplayers.com
Hello… I’m gonna be on Have I Got News For You tonight, 9pm, BBC1. My debut! Bit of a career goal. Shame I was running a fever but I think it added a certain je-ne-sais-quoi. Tune in to catch me making cathedral jokes, mocking Trump as per, and trying to make Syria funny. #hignfy
December 13, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Hello… I’m gonna be on Have I Got News For You tonight, 9pm, BBC1. My debut! Bit of a career goal. Shame I was running a fever but I think it added a certain je-ne-sais-quoi. Tune in to catch me making cathedral jokes, mocking Trump as per, and trying to make Syria funny. #hignfy