Rachel Parris
@rachelparris.bsky.social
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Comedy, Music, Improv, Writing. Latest book “Introducing Mrs Collins” out Nov 6 / available to pre-order now
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rachelparris.bsky.social
Not long until my novel, Introducing Mrs Collins, is out! Nov 6th, but you can pre-order now via link in my bio. It’s all about what happens to Charlotte Lucas in P&P, after her engagement to Mr Collins, and whether perhaps she might find herself to be romantic after all…
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Ah thank you so much! I appreciate it! Adding to playlist now…
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Hello! I love audio drama, but I feel like I often can’t find good stuff; do you have any recommendations?
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axrenton.bsky.social
Nazis ban comedians shock.. NYT, 4 Feb 1939
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fredguttenberg.bsky.social
This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
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At least 2 students shot at high school in Colorado, authorities say
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.
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The Glass Virgin by Catherine Cookson x
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hansmollman.bsky.social
In 2022 I received the wholesome DM in the image on the left on the Other Site, tonight I received the one on the right 🥹🥹🥹🥹
A Twitter DM from June 2022 reads: 

Hi Mollie, I hope you're well. Just sending a message to say thanks. Early this year you tweeted a Guardian Blind Date, where the guy dragged the girl a little bit. After seeing a couple of people saying some pretty shit things about her on Twitter, I DM'd her to balance it out a bit - just say I thought she came across as really funny and fuck the haters etc (but with no other real intention other than that).
Well we hit it off, talked every day for a month (I was working out of the UK at the time) and agreed to meet as soon as I returned. I ended up coming home early and we've been dating ever since. It might sound a bit over the top but l've never felt like this about anyone else before, and I'm pretty sure she feels the same way. I've honestly had some of the best months of my life with her around, and I want to say thanks

A Twitter DM from tonight reads:

Hey Mollie, I hope you don't mind an update on the above.
I asked her if she'd marry me, she said yes!
She's my world.
I'm so incredibly thankful for you tweeting that thing that led me and meet - I'm eternally in your debt.
Thanks!
rachelparris.bsky.social
Sorry to sound like DFS but this offer ends tomorrow night!!
(And unlike DFS there won’t be another starting immediately afterwards)
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I loved it (as expected) but really laughed at the scene in Trafalgar Square where they all keep gently nodding at each other for about an hour
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Can’t wait for you to read!
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marcusbrig.bsky.social
Look!
My brilliant wife wrote an entire book. It is excellent and if you are able to order a copy BEFORE release date she would be very happy*

*which will be well deserved because she worked her ass off to create this story.
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Some exciting news…!
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
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jonathancoe.bsky.social
Looking forward to reading this. Rachel P is so talented.
rachelparris.bsky.social
Some exciting news…!
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
rachelparris.bsky.social
Some exciting news…!
Introducing Mrs Collins is out in November but available to pre-order now! #PrideandPrejudice #newfiction #JaneAusten
rachelparris.bsky.social
If you’re looking for something good to listen to, highly recommend the audible version of The Examiner by Janice Hallett. Really intriguing, complex mystery, voiced by full cast. So good!
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deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x
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Went to see The Ballad of Wallis Island yesterday and it is a truly beautiful film. So very funny and so very moving. Cannot recommend enough.
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gregjenner.bsky.social
James Acaster has mastered chat shows like nobody else in comedy. This is a tour de force 15 minutes, Seth Meyers is fighting for his life 🤣

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James Acaster Says Seth Stole Jokes from Comedians for His Stand-Up Special (Extended)
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
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adambienkov.bsky.social
There may come a day when the BBC puts on air one of the other 29,999 headteachers currently estimated to be working in UK schools, but that day is not today
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@csittenfeld.bsky.social hello! Could I possibly send you a message about a novel? x
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jarma76.bsky.social
Thanks @marcusbrig.bsky.social and @rachelparris.bsky.social for yet another great pod episode. However, I did not have either of you down as double-dippers! You've become George. Shocking! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOy...
Seinfeld: Double Dipped (Clip) | TBS
YouTube video by TBS
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