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And would it be wrong to want it? The world's juiciest pear?
Shout the fuck out chosen family. I love my friends so so soooo much
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Family festivities over. We're going to the motherfucking cottage
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Extended family has arrived, time to queen out with my aunt on the low and see how much further we can push the envelope before someone calls me a slur
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will NOT die.
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Happy Heated Rivalry Eve! 🫶🏽❤️‍🔥✨
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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yall seen this yet
a video game screen shows a bee with a kill number of 11.34
ALT: a video game screen shows a bee with a kill number of 11.34
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Blaccent son or fagcent daughter
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Had a dream I was playing hockey, woke up yearning. Fell asleep again by accident and had a scary dream referencing a nightmare I had once, woke up feeling much better
December 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Theoretical slut era is over. I'm back to yearning, baby!
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Daniel and Tyler are the Dave and Bob of our generation, in terms of white guy names
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Episode 5 of Heated Rivalry was truly a careful-what-you-wish-for moment for my poor poor emotions
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Each of us must reap (shit 6 times in twelve hours) what we sow (telling the server I'd "live a little" by keeping the cheese on my burrito)
December 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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At 28 years of age it's time to face the hard facts. It really is just me my puppy dog and my blankey against the world.
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Unreal how one shit night of sleep can tank your motivation to do literally anything
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Babe wake up new euphemism just dropped:

"Putting on the wet pants" = having sex
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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30 to 40 mandarin oranges: an easy weekend dinner. I will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 mandarin oranges.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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It's a dog or be dog world out there
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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All we are is stories.
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Welcome home! No one has shovelled in a week and your house is infested with mice again. Hope you get some well earned rest!
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am normal. I am healthy. I can digest mayonnaise. I am normal. I am healthy. My lactose intolerance is only minor.
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Oh ok oh okay so you'll come over to watch heated rivalry but when I invite you over to watch some plain old gay porn all of a sudden it's "weird" and "inappropriate"? Suuure
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Sleep for more than 4 consecutive hours challenge level impossible.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Who up heating their rivalry rn👀
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Kinda wanna just lie down in a big pile with everyone I love
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM