Starring Jason Stratham and a ripped Jake Gyllenhaal. Directed by Michael Bay. ‘Djoubiti Nights.’

I feel they’re Australian.

Rich folks.

Strong sticks

When you need me to start sending you quality American literature in the mail from Australia, I’ll label all parcels as ‘aluminium quarter gaskets’ and that should work. I’m sorry you have to endure this shit.

WAIT. What about diversity hires? Are you telling me it’s the age old enemy of utility and peace, greed!?

Sheeeeit. I have read every single book in that pile and happily loan those books from the circulation desk of my healthy school library.

I would still be cautious. Regular, non-killin’ folks just take off their sunglasses.