James
@radjames.bsky.social
Tech reporter @ funstuff.co.zh | formerly divorced | girldad | lover of wine, women, and web based data implementation services | class of 13
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INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
Many of my friends had cutting of toxic people as their New Year’s resolution. Coincidentally I’ve not talked to another human being all week.
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Many of my friends had cutting of toxic people as their New Year’s resolution. Coincidentally I’ve not talked to another human being all week.
I would describe my victory at city council glorious. I made those foolish children realize the waste of renaming the street corner and they cried. They wanted to name it after a dead kid anyway, news flash, that little fuck is dead and wouldn’t be able to appreciate it anyway
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I would describe my victory at city council glorious. I made those foolish children realize the waste of renaming the street corner and they cried. They wanted to name it after a dead kid anyway, news flash, that little fuck is dead and wouldn’t be able to appreciate it anyway
Fallout alternate universe where instead of nukes it was a million 9/11s
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Fallout alternate universe where instead of nukes it was a million 9/11s
I’m sorry babe, I really should have confirmed with you that you understood the context of the joke when I said “You pass like the patriot act”
September 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’m sorry babe, I really should have confirmed with you that you understood the context of the joke when I said “You pass like the patriot act”
I enjoy head with that can be described with unusual words that don’t normally apply. Quizzical, non-Euclidean, happening to me
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I enjoy head with that can be described with unusual words that don’t normally apply. Quizzical, non-Euclidean, happening to me
Went on a wine date with a guy. He was so sweet and exactly what he needed to be. At the end of the night as we were waiting for his uber, I kissed him and he immediately pulled out a surprising number of rats out of his mouth.
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Went on a wine date with a guy. He was so sweet and exactly what he needed to be. At the end of the night as we were waiting for his uber, I kissed him and he immediately pulled out a surprising number of rats out of his mouth.
It’s easier to contact the old witch than you would think! I can’t say the same about her assistant though for whatever reason
August 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s easier to contact the old witch than you would think! I can’t say the same about her assistant though for whatever reason
My death will affect the world in one way, someone will need to download VLC.
August 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My death will affect the world in one way, someone will need to download VLC.
Transferring all historical suicide tapes to blu ray has been has been difficult work, though I am somewhat worried about how many of them look like they me, I am being called on to do this
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Transferring all historical suicide tapes to blu ray has been has been difficult work, though I am somewhat worried about how many of them look like they me, I am being called on to do this
Allowing bail for people indicted on bribery charges feels like enabling
August 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Allowing bail for people indicted on bribery charges feels like enabling
It’s difficult to sit like a bisexual on a riding mower, thus I should be granted benefits
July 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s difficult to sit like a bisexual on a riding mower, thus I should be granted benefits
We need to return to the “What the what?!” Cultural movement
June 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We need to return to the “What the what?!” Cultural movement
Baby, let me see your word cloud.
June 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Baby, let me see your word cloud.
Fuck me, my character witness has no understanding of subtext!
June 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fuck me, my character witness has no understanding of subtext!
Last time i kissed someone it turned out they were a cleverly disguised sedimentary vessel designed to extract the kisses of pretty young boys and deliver them unto the stone king to power his Device
June 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Last time i kissed someone it turned out they were a cleverly disguised sedimentary vessel designed to extract the kisses of pretty young boys and deliver them unto the stone king to power his Device
Head from a girl *sobs* head from a girl *vomits* head from a girl *bleeding from my eyes* head from a girl *convulses* head from a girl *13 bones spontaneously break* head from a girl *loud incorrect buzzer* head from a girl *self immolates* head from a girl *passes away* head from a girl *falls do
June 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Head from a girl *sobs* head from a girl *vomits* head from a girl *bleeding from my eyes* head from a girl *convulses* head from a girl *13 bones spontaneously break* head from a girl *loud incorrect buzzer* head from a girl *self immolates* head from a girl *passes away* head from a girl *falls do
4th if July backpack pissing competition. Go to a Fourth of July firework show and piss in as many unattended backpack that you can.
June 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
4th if July backpack pissing competition. Go to a Fourth of July firework show and piss in as many unattended backpack that you can.
Listen there’s a lot of fucking subtext to my theme song. It sonically captures my character arc perfectly, and my triumph. If you think it sounds evil or whatever feel free to pick up our bar tab an leave
June 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Listen there’s a lot of fucking subtext to my theme song. It sonically captures my character arc perfectly, and my triumph. If you think it sounds evil or whatever feel free to pick up our bar tab an leave
Can we agree to move past the fact that you’re fucking my mailbox, I’d rather speak on why. Is it the mail or the box that arouses you?
June 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can we agree to move past the fact that you’re fucking my mailbox, I’d rather speak on why. Is it the mail or the box that arouses you?
I’m being harassed on the internet by the owner of kinkpelican.com
kinkpelican.com
June 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m being harassed on the internet by the owner of kinkpelican.com
An ongoing destruction of the soul is required, welcome
June 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
An ongoing destruction of the soul is required, welcome