I don’t know if he saw this (hi zeke!) but he just texted me to say that he doesn’t think it’s going to work out because I’m an atheist.

the winkles in my bain we’re taked

Oh hey it looks the witch’s assistant has come to visit me about giving the old witch a repayment for the time I borrowed her copy of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Turns out the assistant was being puppeteered by the old witch into performing heinous crimes

There wasn’t any tongue :(