Ashley
@ragebroccoli.bsky.social
Anytime I actually get on here I tell the app I do not want to see pictures of random naked men and for some reason its like ok heard, here's a cat but also another naked man 😭
Which is why I am hardly ever here.😮💨
Which is why I am hardly ever here.😮💨
June 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Anytime I actually get on here I tell the app I do not want to see pictures of random naked men and for some reason its like ok heard, here's a cat but also another naked man 😭
Which is why I am hardly ever here.😮💨
Which is why I am hardly ever here.😮💨
Highly considering just not talking anymore at work..or ever, really. Talking is exhausting. 🤫 I'm also done being perceived for a while.
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Highly considering just not talking anymore at work..or ever, really. Talking is exhausting. 🤫 I'm also done being perceived for a while.
Everything is hella overstimulating lately. The second there are more than 4 people in a room I gotta mentally check out. 🙃
May 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Everything is hella overstimulating lately. The second there are more than 4 people in a room I gotta mentally check out. 🙃
Why does the power always flicker when my roommate isn't home? Like dude I need you to witness this as well.
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Why does the power always flicker when my roommate isn't home? Like dude I need you to witness this as well.
I should go run errands.
May 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I should go run errands.
Dear "Government", I would like to make sure my tax dollars go towards a fund that makes sure ALL kids can have 30 dolls at home and 250 pencils at school. Not towards reopening Alcatraz as a functioning prison. Or any of your other "movie plot plans".
Thank you.
Thank you.
May 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dear "Government", I would like to make sure my tax dollars go towards a fund that makes sure ALL kids can have 30 dolls at home and 250 pencils at school. Not towards reopening Alcatraz as a functioning prison. Or any of your other "movie plot plans".
Thank you.
Thank you.
This weather is really starting to piss me off because it keeps saying "no for real its 100% chance of big ol thunderstorm within the next hour" and then the sky stays clear and I have skipped reading outside because the weather app says "I promise you big big ⛈️⛈️⛈️" 🙄
May 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This weather is really starting to piss me off because it keeps saying "no for real its 100% chance of big ol thunderstorm within the next hour" and then the sky stays clear and I have skipped reading outside because the weather app says "I promise you big big ⛈️⛈️⛈️" 🙄
Playing a fun new game is that occasional random sound my car is making a result of the truck rolling into me or has it always made that sound? 🤔
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Playing a fun new game is that occasional random sound my car is making a result of the truck rolling into me or has it always made that sound? 🤔
If I start coming home from work and immediately take melatonin to skip to the next day...mind your business, I'm "gamifying life" 🙄
May 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I start coming home from work and immediately take melatonin to skip to the next day...mind your business, I'm "gamifying life" 🙄
I've spent multiple days walking around Epic Universe (during TM previews) with little to no leg pain the next day, but spent 2 hours on the floor building a simple bookshelf 2 days ago and my thighs have been on fire since 🙃
April 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I've spent multiple days walking around Epic Universe (during TM previews) with little to no leg pain the next day, but spent 2 hours on the floor building a simple bookshelf 2 days ago and my thighs have been on fire since 🙃
I'd love to leave the house. But ...there will be other people out there. And that sounds awful.
April 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'd love to leave the house. But ...there will be other people out there. And that sounds awful.
Read this book about a really bad flu that these kids got and then made miraculous recoveries, except that they ended up with a voice in their heads that told them to do bad things, and within the last 4 pages it was revealed that this was space flu and the voices were invisible aliens..
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Read this book about a really bad flu that these kids got and then made miraculous recoveries, except that they ended up with a voice in their heads that told them to do bad things, and within the last 4 pages it was revealed that this was space flu and the voices were invisible aliens..
Cigna, please look at and ACCEPT the claim from Quest. This $338 pending bill is hurting my feelings.
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Cigna, please look at and ACCEPT the claim from Quest. This $338 pending bill is hurting my feelings.
Current Anxiety Level for the past few weeks: Literally always vibrating and I can feel a scream in the back of my throat.
✨️Thriving✨️ I guess
✨️Thriving✨️ I guess
April 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Current Anxiety Level for the past few weeks: Literally always vibrating and I can feel a scream in the back of my throat.
✨️Thriving✨️ I guess
✨️Thriving✨️ I guess
Damn I sat out in the sun for 20 minutes today for my stupid mental and physical health and all I got was a bitch ass headache 😡
April 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Damn I sat out in the sun for 20 minutes today for my stupid mental and physical health and all I got was a bitch ass headache 😡
Blood tests look normal...so all my problems are likely due to the fact that I don't go outside enough and don't get enough sleep along with stressing myself out daily🙃
...my insurance is surely going to deny my claim for what should technically be routine preventative lab work huh?🤦♀️
...my insurance is surely going to deny my claim for what should technically be routine preventative lab work huh?🤦♀️
April 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Blood tests look normal...so all my problems are likely due to the fact that I don't go outside enough and don't get enough sleep along with stressing myself out daily🙃
...my insurance is surely going to deny my claim for what should technically be routine preventative lab work huh?🤦♀️
...my insurance is surely going to deny my claim for what should technically be routine preventative lab work huh?🤦♀️
Let me give Blathers my extra fossils for his personal collection 😡
April 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Let me give Blathers my extra fossils for his personal collection 😡
Oop scary symptom popping up again. 🙃
April 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oop scary symptom popping up again. 🙃
I don't know man I'm just kinda tired of being sad all the damn time 😮💨🙄
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don't know man I'm just kinda tired of being sad all the damn time 😮💨🙄
My doctor's office asked which blood tests I want ordered....man I don't KNOW, yall gonna make me cancel the appointment because I feel dumb.😠😤
April 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My doctor's office asked which blood tests I want ordered....man I don't KNOW, yall gonna make me cancel the appointment because I feel dumb.😠😤
Why does this one guy in the Animal Crossing DLC want a vacation home full of toilets? 🤨
April 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why does this one guy in the Animal Crossing DLC want a vacation home full of toilets? 🤨
Oop health anxiety acting up again because I accidentally found out that this thing that happens with my skin occasionally that I assumed was a normal reaction to scratching or heat COULD be a symptom of a deadly disease 😎
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oop health anxiety acting up again because I accidentally found out that this thing that happens with my skin occasionally that I assumed was a normal reaction to scratching or heat COULD be a symptom of a deadly disease 😎
Me opening emails from theaters in Chicago, Milwaukee and now Atlanta because I was added to their mailing list after seeing (or trying to see) Ben Schwartz & Friends around the country 😂
a man is standing in a living room with his arms outstretched and says `` i don 't live here ''
ALT: a man is standing in a living room with his arms outstretched and says `` i don 't live here ''
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April 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Me opening emails from theaters in Chicago, Milwaukee and now Atlanta because I was added to their mailing list after seeing (or trying to see) Ben Schwartz & Friends around the country 😂
I hate the fact that I have to go to the grocery's store every week. I hate that I also have to cook or at least find something to eat everyday, multiple times a day. 😮💨 It's highly inconvenient to me.
March 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I hate the fact that I have to go to the grocery's store every week. I hate that I also have to cook or at least find something to eat everyday, multiple times a day. 😮💨 It's highly inconvenient to me.
It may be three years later, but I ordered the Build a Bear Tom Nook AND Isabelle plushies yesterday. I may not really have room for more plushies right now... but I won't let that stop me, I guess 😅
March 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It may be three years later, but I ordered the Build a Bear Tom Nook AND Isabelle plushies yesterday. I may not really have room for more plushies right now... but I won't let that stop me, I guess 😅