Rainbow-Tater 🍓
@rainbow-jumper.bsky.social
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
This is a lot for anyone.
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This is a lot for anyone.
I’m pretty sure there’s orange juice involved, or maybe some marmalade, I’m not really sure on the details. They only let me fold the wet wipes.
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I’m pretty sure there’s orange juice involved, or maybe some marmalade, I’m not really sure on the details. They only let me fold the wet wipes.
You have to admit that the lube bath was highly inappropriate in such a family setting.
February 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
You have to admit that the lube bath was highly inappropriate in such a family setting.
I think that’s for the best.
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I think that’s for the best.
But you better look pretty. 🤓
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
But you better look pretty. 🤓
God dammit Jake.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
God dammit Jake.
The worsening of the worstest.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The worsening of the worstest.
Damn! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
a man stands in front of a white board with the words it does n't actually work written on it
Alt: a man stands in front of a white board with the words it does n't actually work written on it
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Damn! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“I Stole This From a Black Person,” by Hokie Honkey and the Whiners.
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“I Stole This From a Black Person,” by Hokie Honkey and the Whiners.